American Jesus Madness 2015 – 4 Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Results

Last updated on: March 23, 2015 at 8:12 am by Zack Hunt

American Jesus Madness 2015 – 4 Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Results 2015-03-23T08:12:23-06:00 Zack Hunt

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I have to be honest.

I thought Pope Francis was a shoe-in for the championship.

I mean, he’s the vicar of Christ on earth. If anyone can resist that irresistible siren that is Yoga Pants, surely it is him. But like so many men before him, Yoga Pants were just too much for Pope Frank.

Actually, he was destroyed by Yoga Pants in the biggest margin of victory in the tournament so far. Maybe ever.

On the other side of the bracket, Liberals, Immigrants, Muslims, The Poor, & The Entire LGBT Community did what all true-blooded American Christians do and they kicked The Gospel to the curb.

And so, the 2015 American Jesus Madness Championship is set.

Polls open tomorrow morning, bright and early at 8AM EST and by the time they close at 10PM EST, a new champion will be crowned.

Will Yoga Pants conquer all?

Or will Liberals, Immigrants, Muslims, The Poor, & The Entire LGBT Community overcome where so many others have faltered?

As always, that’s up to you.

So, rally your team today to support who you will and prepare for battle tomorrow.

4 HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE ROUND

Pope Francis – 28% Yoga Pants – 72%

Liberals, Immigrants, Muslims, The Poor, & The Entire LGBT Community – 59% The Gospel – 41%

BRACKET LEADERS

1. Hannah Abbott – 95 points

2. James Gawne – 93 points

3. Grace Govenettio – 92 points

4. Haydn Campmier – 90 points

5. Melissa Curlin – 88 points

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