Jesus Gets His Own Calendar For 2015

Last updated on: December 30, 2014 at 10:41 am by Zack Hunt

Jesus Gets His Own Calendar For 2015 2014-12-30T10:41:05-06:00 Zack Hunt

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You think you’ve seen it all….and then you come across something like this.

When you do see it, you think, “Surely this isn’t a real thing.” But then you find out that not only is it a real thing, but it’s already sold out.

Of course, the empty website just frustrates you cause you can’t not see what’s in the calendar. So you get on the google machine and a few clicks later there’s Jesus, um, blessing the fish?

Then you click again and Jesus is inexplicably building his own cross. Cause he was a carpenter? I guess?

Of course, we all know he’s a lifeguard cause most of us had the t-shirt.

But did you know he was also a fireman? Which, if you think about it, actually makes a lot of sense what with all that saving folks from hell stuff.

Of course you knew he could walk on water, but why walk when you can strike a pose?

After all that clicking and gawking and maybe just a bit of giggling you might find yourself wondering, “Am I going to hell for even looking at this?”

Probably not.

At least I hope not.

But I wouldn’t feel quite as secure from the flames if you check out the rest of the calendar.

(H/T to Christian Nightmares for sharing this calendar)

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