Christian Remake of Eminem’s “Real Slim Shady”

Last updated on: February 24, 2011 at 2:56 pm by Guest Contributor

Christian Remake of Eminem’s “Real Slim Shady” 2011-02-24T14:56:09-06:00 Guest Contributor

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If you’re like me, the two passions in your life are white rappers and Jesus Christ. To my own dismay, these two worlds rarely- if ever- collide. Well, brace yourself- because below is a Jesusified version of “The Real Slim Shady” called “The Real Jesus Christ.” And yes, it is every bit as awesome as you think it would be. Watch out Lecrae!

Lyrics below the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyYVjtKB73k

“The Real Jesus Christ”
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Jesus Christ please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Jesus Christ please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen God before
Jaws all on the floor like me, like God just burst in the door
and started spitin his word better than before
he is sometimes ignored, been throw out the door (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just die on the cross for our sins, did he?”
And Jesus said… of course i did!
Jesus is back, he’s locked inside my heart! (Ha-ha!)
Christian people love Jesus
Chiga Chiga Chiga
“Jesus Christ, I’m lovin of him
Look at him, walkin around in heaven with you-know-what
Flippin spiritualy the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he is so great though!”
Yeah, he’s probably got a couple of people not following his word But what’s worse, than what’s goin when people don’t believe in him
Sometimes, I wanna get on the news and just let his word loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for for them to show another movie on tv
“His word is on my lips, his word is on my lips”
And if I’m lucky, i might just be able to see his face
And that’s the message that we should deliver to little kids
And expect them know what a gods word is
Of course they should know what gods word is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Bible don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but his creation..” Even, all across the nation
who love other people and open up his word
But if we can follow his word
then there’s no reason that a man or women should ever have to suffer

But if you feel like I feel, I got the Word
Everyone wave your bible, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

‘Cause Hes Jesus Christ, yes hes the real God
All you other posers are just imitating
So won’t the real Jesus Christ please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem] Jesus Chirst don’t gotta lie in his bible to tell his word;
And you don’t, so praise him and he will praise you too!
You think he doesn’t give a thought about You?
Half of you people can’t even praise him, let alone stand him
“But Guys, what if you did, wouldn’t it be great?”
Why? So Jesus could just use his word to get you here?
So you can, sit there next to your idol?
Shoot, You better better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Him, the one, Jesus Christ
and watch ’em bless over who believed in him first
You better praise, they should put him on MTV
“Yeah, he’s great, and I think he’s ready to see me !”
You should download his audio on MP3
and show the whole world how god’s word is key
I wish you people would listen to him, all I do is think of him
so I have been sent here to teach you
And there’s a million of us just like me
who pray like me; who just don’t care about themselves like me
who go to church like me; walk, talk and act for god like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite as good as him! [Chorus] [Eminem] His word is so great to listen to, cause hes only givin you
things you can talk about with your friends inside your living room
The only catch is you need to mean it when you say it
in front of everyone and It don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it I just praise it
all for god and i am happy for the rappers who also can
I wonder if kids can listen to these words like i did
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m in heaven
I’ll be one of many in Gods Kingdom happy
Jumping for joy when I’m running away with Jesus
And I’m crazy for him, and i hope this rap starts working
And every single person is a Jesus Christ lurkin
He could be watchin me as i sing, spittin his word in his ring
Or in the church, circling
Screaming “I love Jesus so much!”
with my word flowing down and my bible held up
So, will the real Jesus please stand up?
And put one of those scriptures on each book up?
And be proud to be our savior of my mind and my soul
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Chorus 4X]

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