Wall Street Wit

Last updated on: April 26, 2017 at 11:33 am by Morning's Minion

Wall Street Wit 2017-04-26T11:33:44-05:00 Morning's Minion

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This e-mail is doing the rounds on Wall Street, and is proving amazing popular. It is a rare insight into how these people think:

“‘We are Wall Street. It’s our job to make money. Whether it’s a commodity, stock, bond, or some hypothetical piece of fake paper, it doesn’t matter. We would trade baseball cards if it were profitable. I didn’t hear America complaining when the market was roaring to 14,000 and everyone’s pension plan doubled every 3 years. Just like gambling, its not a problem until you lose. I’ve never heard of anyone going to Gamblers Anonymous because they won too much in Vegas!

Well now the market crapped out, and even though it has come back somewhat, the government and the average Joes are still looking for a scapegoat. God knows there has to be one for everything. Well, here we are.

Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you’re only going to hurt yourselves. What’s going to happen when we can’t find jobs on the Street anymore ? Guess what – we’re going to take yours. We get up at 5am and work ’till 10pm or later. We’re used to remaining at our desks, working for hours on end. We don’t even need to pee. We don’t take an hour or more for lunch, and we don’t take much time off for holidays. We don’t demand a union to represent us. And we don’t retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is your job, we’ll eat that instead.

For years teachers and other unionized labor have had us fooled. We were too busy working to notice. Do you really think that we are incapable of teaching 3rd graders ? We’re going to take your cushy guaranteed-for-life-jobs – you know, the ones that come with four months paid holiday a year. So say goodbye to your overtime and double time, as we’ll be in the market for some of your cushy lifestyle – and we’ll undertake your jobs more efficiently, and with none of your constant whining that the pay isn’t enough and that the working conditions are too tough.

So now that we’re going to be making $85k a year without any bonus upside, Joe Mainstreet is going to have his revenge, right ? Wrong! Guess what – we’re going to stop buying those luxury items that help make the economy grow, and we aren’t going to leave those 35% tips at our business dinners anymore. And from now on, we’re going to landscape our own back yards, and wash our cars with a garden hose in our driveways, instead of spreading that wealth around. There’ll be no more free rides on our backs. Don’t forget, our money was your money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.

The difference is, though, you lived off of it, we rejoiced in it. The Obama administration and the Democratic National Committee might get their way and knock us off the top of the pyramid, but it’s really going to hurt like hell for them when our fat a**es land directly on the American middle classes and knock them to the bottom of the food chain.

We aren’t dinosaurs. We are smarter and more vicious than that, and we are going to survive. The question is, now that Obama and his administration are making Joe Mainstreet our food supply, will he survive ? And will all those we displace ?”

I find this quite amazing – the arrogance, the greed, the sense of entitlement, the almost-sociopathic lack of empathy with the millions who have suffered because of their mis-steps. After all, it was the culture of greed in this industry that fed a frenzy of risk taking, ultimately requiring a bailout to prevent a catastrophic collapse of the entire economy. Even with this bailout, the crisis added millions to the unemployment rolls, increased poverty and economic hardship throughout the world, and even resulted in loss of life in some of the world’s poorest countries. And today, while their entire industry is being underwritten by the taxpayer, they demand the right to uninterrupted enormous profits on the back of ordinary people.

We need to go back to the insights of Pope Leo XIII and Pope Pius XI, who warned against this concentration of power, this domination of labor by monied interests. Let’s go back to my favorite social encyclical, Quadragesimo Anno – note the similarities between the conditions described by Pius and those of today.

“In the first place, it is obvious that not only is wealth concentrated in our times but an immense power and despotic economic dictatorship is consolidated in the hands of a few, who often are not owners but only the trustees and managing directors of invested funds which they administer according to their own arbitrary will and pleasure.

This dictatorship is being most forcibly exercised by those who, since they hold the money and completely control it, control credit also and rule the lending of money. Hence they regulate the flow, so to speak, of the life-blood whereby the entire economic system lives, and have so firmly in their grasp the soul, as it were, of economic life that no one can breathe against their will.

This concentration of power and might, the characteristic mark, as it were, of contemporary economic life, is the fruit that the unlimited freedom of struggle among competitors has of its own nature produced, and which lets only the strongest survive; and this is often the same as saying, those who fight the most violently, those who give least heed to their conscience.

This accumulation of might and of power generates in turn three kinds of conflict. First, there is the struggle for economic supremacy itself; then there is the bitter fight to gain supremacy over the State in order to use in economic struggles its resources and authority; finally there is conflict between States themselves, not only because countries employ their power and shape their policies to promote every economic advantage of their citizens, but also because they seek to decide political controversies that arise among nations through the use of their economic supremacy and strength.”

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