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Random Wednesday: The Woman in the Moon, The Awfulness of Jeff Sessions, and Mystic Plumbers
Last updated on: January 12, 2017 at 2:29 am by Tom Swiss
Random Wednesday: The Woman in the Moon, The Awfulness of Jeff Sessions, and Mystic Plumbers 2017-01-12T02:29:26-04:00 Tom Swiss
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Welcome to another Random Wednesday here on The Zen Pagan, sharing some links that have caught my eye over the past week.
The Woman in the Moon
It’s a few months old, but if you haven’t yet seen Neil deGrasse Tyson’s explanation of the Woman in the Moon on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, check it out.
The Awfulness of Jeff Sessions
Criminal justice reform advocate Radley Balko has some questions for Attorney General nominee Jeff Sessions. Balko shows why, even if we put the allegation of racism aside, Sessions has no business in the AG’s office.
Mystic Plumbers
Brad Warner recently quoted somebody named John Rich, who said “If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera.” I’m not sure if Brad was being somewhat arch in quoting that or not, but I remember some years ago when I rented a heavy duty drain cleaner to clear tree roots out of my sewer line. It was a dirty job that got me splattered with sewage.

Based on image at WikiMedia Commons by J.C. Fields. CC BY-SA 3.0
But as I experienced the expected revulsion about that, I also remembered an old Zen story. It is said that Master Yun-men was just coming out of the outhouse when a student asked him, “What is the Buddha?” The master’s eyes happened to fall on the paddle used to spread the outhouse manure into compost piles, and he answered, “The Buddha is dry shit on a stick!” And I realized that my reaction was just a thought, that in “truth” this raw sewage was no less sacred and no more profane than anything else.
It strikes me that rather than allowing some to only contemplate the infinite and others to only fix drains, the ideal is that we should all be mystic plumbers. With the right practice we can
..see a World in a Clog of Hair
And a Heaven in a Pipe that’s Copper,
Hold Infinity in the drain hardware
And Eternity in a rubber stopper.
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