How To Make Your Book Haunted AF

Last updated on: September 28, 2021 at 7:58 am by Laura Tempest Zakroff

How To Make Your Book Haunted AF 2021-09-28T07:58:47-08:00 Laura Tempest Zakroff

LOGO Patheos Explore the world's faith through different perspectives on religion and spirituality! Patheos has the views of the prevalent religions and spiritualities of the world.

The other day, an amazon review of “Sigil Witchery” was brought to my attention. Username Hotrobot had the following to say:

“…omg I literally could not even open the damn thing because of this insane amount of negative energy coming from it. This is going to sound freaking crazy, but I am pretty sensative to spirits and energies and I heard literally screaming inside this book. So if you want a haunted and tortured book on your shelf go for it, otherwise don’t buy this book.”

This amazing review had an unusual effect. It was brought to my attention that there are non-haunted copies of Sigil Witchery out there and that many of you are quite upset that your copy is defective, devoid of infernal screaming and negative vibes.

I am deeply sorry if you received a NON-HAUNTED book that doesn’t scream. But I’m a helper and I hate for anyone to feel left out, so I have a created a sigil to help you get your book haunted AF. Please enjoy the following video and then see the notes below for additional details for the best effect.

Ritual Notes:

How to turn the book: There has been some question about which way to turn the book for the ritual. Flip the book widdershins (counter-clockwise) for maximum haunting effect, from side to side (pages to spine) not top to bottom.

What blood is best to use? For those of you asking about what kind of blood, because you don’t think a red sharpie will do the trick, I recommend a Blood Orange. I mean, what’s more badass than a fruit that bleeds? I recommend marking the skin of the orange with the sigil on two sides, then split in half to juice. You’ll want to do this BEFORE the peak of the Full Moon. Apply the juice-blood with a small paint brush (preferably also Haunted AF.)

Warning! Do NOT store your newly haunted AF book with other haunted AF books – they will fight and make a mess. Also, I (Laura Tempest Zakroff) or the publisher (Llewellyn Worldwide) nor Patheos or YouTube are NOT responsible for any negative effects of your haunted books. Haunt at your own risk.

The Screaming Sigil – the sigil you need to make your book Haunted AF.

laura tempest zakroff

Previous Post

September 22, 2021

A Witch's Walk of Balance

Next Post

October 17, 2021 Witchcraft Legacy: Leggo Thy Ego

Browse Our Archives

Select a Category Art Books cats cauldron month community contest Events home Metaphysics Modern Practice Movement Myth & Folklore satire sigils Tradition travel Uncategorized video

Select a Month May 2026 March 2026 January 2026 September 2025 August 2025 April 2025 March 2025 February 2025 January 2025 December 2024 November 2024 October 2024 August 2024 June 2024 May 2024 March 2024 February 2024 January 2024 December 2023 November 2023 October 2023 September 2023 August 2023 July 2023 June 2023 February 2023 December 2022 November 2022 September 2022 July 2022 May 2022 February 2022 January 2022 December 2021 October 2021 September 2021 August 2021 July 2021 June 2021 May 2021 April 2021 March 2021 February 2021 January 2021 December 2020 November 2020 October 2020 September 2020 August 2020 July 2020 June 2020 May 2020 April 2020 March 2020 February 2020 January 2020 December 2019 November 2019 October 2019 September 2019 August 2019 July 2019 June 2019 May 2019 April 2019 March 2019 February 2019 January 2019 December 2018 November 2018 October 2018 September 2018 August 2018 July 2018 June 2018 May 2018 April 2018 March 2018 February 2018 January 2018 December 2017 November 2017 October 2017 September 2017 August 2017 July 2017 June 2017 May 2017 April 2017 March 2017 February 2017 January 2017 December 2016 November 2016 October 2016 September 2016 August 2016 July 2016 June 2016 May 2016 April 2016 March 2016

TAKE THE

Religious Wisdom Quiz