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January 2017

January 25, 2017

Eight Increasingly Horrifying Takes on Trump’s First Days In Office

Forgive the radio silence, my friends. Every time I go to write, the thing I...

January 15, 2017

Three Further Notes On The ACA

Whenever one discusses healthcare in America, one runs into all kinds of interesting people with...

January 08, 2017

The Fine Art of Negotiation: How Will Trump Make Mexico Pay For The Wall?

It just might have come to your attention that TV's Donald Trump is walking back his...

January 05, 2017

Come To The Water Like A Child

We went to the beach with my bad cousins. This was the time directly after...

December 2016

December 31, 2016

Cheers and Mourning on New Years’ Eve

Giant pandas were taken off the endangered species list this year. I know, I know,...

December 30, 2016

A Modest Proposal For Dan Miller’s Facebook Page

Some of you may have heard that Dan Miller, the director of an outfit calling itself...

December 25, 2016

Donald Trump Visited By Three Ghosts

Merry Christmas. I need to raw your attention to the finest satire I have read in this heinous,...

December 18, 2016

Theology and Politics As Seen On TV

I have the most brilliant internet friends. The other day, for example, my friend had...

December 16, 2016

Computers Can Generate Christmas Carols Now And It’s Worse Than You’d Think

I have a love-hate relationship with computers. I love the ease of typing, I love...

December 14, 2016

A Christmas List of Nope

The lovely and talented Simcha Fisher has published a list of things she doesn't appreciate...

December 13, 2016

The Annual Christmas Berserker Raid

Growing up, we didn't trim the Christmas tree until we lit the pink candle. We...

December 12, 2016

Need Something Creepier Than Elf on a Shelf?

(image via Pixabay) I don't go for Elf on the Shelf, myself. My daughter doesn't need...

December 07, 2016

A Reader Asks: What About the Gender Identity Of Santa?

I have the best readers; the most wonderful, dedicated following. Sometimes they leave me comments,...

December 02, 2016

A Fine Response from the New Pro-Life Movement

I am not, myself, directly involved with the New Pro-Life Movement at this time, but...

November 2016

November 29, 2016

My Christmas Redemption

I used to be one of those children who wrote poetry. Horrible poetry. I was...

November 27, 2016

Towards A Merrier Coffee Cup

I don't think anyone is really offended by coffee cups. I think that any Christmas...

November 23, 2016

Nothing Goes With White: A Bedtime Story By Rose

It was bedtime, but five-year-old Rose wasn't at all sleepy. "Let's talk about the...

November 20, 2016

The World’s Silliest Pro-Life Boycott

It may have come to your attention that Vice President-Elect Mike Pence went to see...

November 07, 2016

One Last Election Update For My Readers

I have one last message for my readers. It is after midnight. It is officially...

November 04, 2016

Pure Magic: A Review of Marvel’s “Doctor Strange”

Need something to take your mind off the election? I have just the thing....

October 2016

October 27, 2016

Mall Madness and Halloween Delirium

(Image: "The Scream," undated drawing by Edward Munch, courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.) I dreamed I...

October 25, 2016

Important Presidential Election Update

(image via Pixabay) I just wanted to give my fine readers a word of encouragement:...

October 23, 2016

The Lady Lacks Logic

(image via Pixabay) I have a question. I'm told that women, by nature, are emotional and...

October 18, 2016

I’m Going To Write A Dystopian Novel

(image via Pixabay) I'm going to write a dystopian science fiction novel for teens. Or rather, I'm...

October 15, 2016

Paging George Soros

(image via Pixabay) Do any of my good readers know how I can contact George...

October 06, 2016

Why I Don’t Write About Abortion Much

(image of wineglass via Pixabay) Me: I think abortion is a terrible evil, so...

October 02, 2016

The Future

(image via pixabay) Remember that every human being is an icon, and gaze on this icon...

September 2016

September 28, 2016

Throwing the Baby Out With The Beer: The Pro-Life Movement and the Idolatry of Party Politics

(image via Pixabay) Let's say you needed to move a fridge full of beer, and...

September 25, 2016

How To Cook A Russian Bear

(image via Pixabay) Lately, my curiosities have drifted East. I go to the Byzantine Catholic...

September 23, 2016

Huffle-puffle-buffal-uffle

(image via Pixabay) I took the Pottermore Patronus quiz. I should mention that I'm not...