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Guest blogger, Duane Mandible is a contributing editor to The Truth Hurts*, a bi-monthly journal of politics, economics and opinion. He also contributes regularly to* Freedom Monthly; Illuminations and The Sojourner*. Duane is the author of* Guns and Knives will Save Your Children’s Lives. He is Vice President of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre, and enjoys hunting rattlesnakes, square dancing and watching re runs of comedy classics. He is unmarried.

It is important for all to realize that the surface appearance of things are never what they seem. We see what people want us to see. For example, most people smile and are polite most of the time, but what are they really like underneath? They’re a complex mixture of egotism, aggression, selfishness, fear and lust. They appear to be nice, normal people. But they are actually very difficult to be with and are often suspicious and ready to attack you if they disagree with your ideas.

I have recently come across a fascinating piece of genuine scholarly research. This article which is written by a scholar gives unshakeable evidence for something that most people will find incredible. This link provides you with a link to the article about which I am speaking. The United States government has, for many years, led us to believe that in the summer of 1968 two Americans landed on the moon, and that they were the first to land there. In fact the ‘moon landing’ was all filmed by the famous film maker Stanley Kubrick. He was already experienced in making space movies with his famous film ‘2001 a Space Odyssey’ so he was asked to make this film which was to make the public think that men had really landed on the moon in the summer of 1968.

In fact, they were not the first ones to land on the moon. Nazi scientists had already not only landed there, but established a lunar base underground. A recent discovery that the skull which was thought to be Adolph Hitler’s skull as actually a female skull has led to a renewed assertion of a previously hidden fact, that Adolph Hitler was not killed in the Berlin bunker, but he escaped at the last minute and was whisked off to the secret Nazi lunar base where he is living still. The scholars and researchers who have uncovered these facts attest to his good health and plans to return to earth in the not too distant future. Although he is now over 120 years old his health is robust since he is exempt from the gamma rays of the sun which age people so quickly.

In addition to the Nazis landing on the moon it has also been discovered by scholars and researchers that in the last days of the Nazi regime a secret pact was made with Jesuits so that the Catholic faith would also be preserved in the underground lunar chambers. When Hitler returns to earth it will be as a religious spectacle and at that point he will be hailed as a new world leader who has been ‘resurrected.’ The Jesuits, with their solemn vow of complete obedience to the ‘Holy Father’ will be the Fuhrer’s agents, and they will no doubt proclaim him to be the new pope after the death of the present ‘Pope in Rome’ and the conclave. It has become clear that the Jesuits are, in fact, a heretical order, and it comes as no surprise that they would eventually seek to establish Adolph Hitler as their ‘anti-Pope.’

These startling facts will be hard for most people to accept. That is why they are hidden from the public by the United States government intelligence services. Also the existence of aliens and their mother ship on the moon from which many UFOs have visited earth and helped to gather up the remaining Nazis to safety.

It is time therefore for the truth to be known even if the truth hurts. The secret alliance between the Jesuits and alien civilizations is dangerous and should be exposed for what it is. True Catholics will not only dismiss the Jesuits as false prophets, but they will be equally suspicious of the present ‘Holy Father’ with his own unfortunate Nazi past. Not to mention his Koran Kissing predecessor. Papa Ratzi is a well known liberal and the fact that he dresses conservatively and pretends to be in favor of the Latin Mass should fool no one. He is simply an example of a ‘wolf in sheep’s clothing’. And the Illuminati have developed flying saucers and try to tell everyone that they are alien ships and Buzz Aldrin admitted once in an interview (which has since been suppressed) that they never went to the moon.

Duane Mandible is thirty seven.

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