No, I Didn’t Say FOX Hired Me to Attract Horny, Old Men

Last updated on: August 3, 2015 at 8:43 pm by Stacey Dash

No, I Didn’t Say FOX Hired Me to Attract Horny, Old Men 2015-08-03T20:43:17-07:00 Stacey Dash

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Well, you never know that the internet will cook up.

“Business Standard News” published an article titled, “Leaked Tapes Captured Stacey Dash Saying FOX Hired her to Attract Horny Old Men:”

Leaked audio tapes reveal new conservative hero Stacey Dash is just in it for the money.

The Business Standard News has acquired audio files of a conversation between Stacey Dash and her friend Rashika Johnson. Dash is heard on tape breaking down why she decided to come out as a conservative.

“Girl, it’s all about getting paid,” Dash said. “I’m in my 40s going up against bitches half my age for roles. It was getting tough. This conservative gig is about cash money. I got a mortgage and kids to put through college.”

Dash also said she was hired at FOX News because of her looks, not her political opinions.

“They hired me because I make old, white dudes horny,” Dash told her friend. “Take a look at the other women on FOX News, they all look like models. Hell, I get emails from old white men in the South, saying they never thought of f**king a black woman until they saw me.”

You can imagine how quickly I clicked on that headline… I won’t link to it here, because it’s full of terrible accusations and none of them are true. I would never ever say anything like that. First of all, I don’t talk like that. Second, of all, I don’t know that woman who was supposed to be my friend. Third of all, I love my job at Fox and I take it seriously.

You can read the debunked version of this on Snopes:

The Business Standard News is a satirical site designed to poke fun at the absurdity of the modern-day news cycle. The stories are outlandish, but reality is so strange nowadays they could be true.

In other words, they can just make up stuff and tweet it out, but hide under the fact that they are “satirical?” Maybe it’s just me, but I thought satire was supposed to be funny.

The article is even more frustrating because it insinuates I’m noting but a pretty face and that Fox News viewers are racists.

Please.

I guess with Planned Parenthood dismembering black babies by the hundreds of thousands to make money illegally harvesting their organs, liberals have to fabricate stories about conservatives to distract us from the real racists.

Anyway, to all of the men who might think I’m sexy, thank you very much. I’m honored to be a part of the “sexy and smart women at Fox” Club, and know this.

I’d never speak about Fox viewers in such a derogatory way.

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