The most disgusting thing you will read all day.

Last updated on: November 17, 2015 at 10:03 pm by Simcha Fisher

The most disgusting thing you will read all day. 2015-11-17T22:03:02-05:00 Simcha Fisher

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From some “bro-choicers” — a cheat sheet with four reasons why Texas guys should oppose #HB2.

These males — I can’t bring myself to call them “men” — shed a few crocodile tears over the health and safety of women, should — horror of horrors — abortion clinics who perform surgery be forced to adhere to the same health and safety standards of your typical LASIK eye clinic.

Because, as we know, women will only be safe once abortionists are free to shove sharp tools into their insides without having to bother with petty stuff like getting hospital privileges, or making halls wide enough for a gurney to pass through when someone made an oopsie and a bowel or uterus got perforated, or if some pesky lady is hemorrhaging again.

But then we get down to what’s really at risk, should late term abortions become harder to come by. The bro-choicers warn:

Your sex life is at stake. Can you think of anything that kills the vibe faster than a woman fearing a back-alley abortion? Making abortion essentially inaccessible in Texas will add an anxiety to sex that will drastically undercut its joys. And don’t be surprised if casual sex outside of relationships becomes far more difficult to come by.

Vomit. Vomit, vomit, vomit. That’s all I have to say. I know the protestors were just trolling when they chanted “Hail, Satan,” but Satan is not fussy. Trolls make excellent fodder for the mouth of Hell.

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