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visions of women who went to hell because of wearing trousers

Last updated on: November 16, 2015 at 10:03 pm by Simcha Fisher

visions of women who went to hell because of wearing trousers 2015-11-16T22:03:49-05:00 Simcha Fisher

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i. ok

You take photos like Harley man!

If she farts, ka-blu-ee.

Becoming less masculine,

Marx Brothers sexistic.

Ok, let’s pray and see.

I am married but I want to be a priest.

(They have got married recently.)

Fatman sex.

Simcha Fisher drinking.

Bless somebody’s sole.

ii. the technical details

Where is Kincaid in the list of great painters?Sitting down that needes to be worn.

Have you ever flashed women while wearing a kilt?

My church doesn’t talk about the technical details.

Maurice Sendak Jewish goat;

Stupid fertility questions.

Feel the difference:

Shitzu and Starwars.

Spray chrome feel chrome like chrome.

iii. finally

Can`t you see this is my shoes size?

Natural family planning designed to fail.

My mother in law was giving out to me while I was giving birth.

Hysterical postures!

Poo.

Big fat woman sitting on little men:

What is there to resist?

Finally got around to watching Annie Hall.

My husband goes along.

iv. all day

Home schooled children sit on their asses all day.

Girls wear plastic pants, St. Marys, South Bend.

Girdles pantaloons tubes;

Lady Barbara shoejob.

The church takes but doesn’t give anything.

v. all over

Catholic women can no longer act as spiritual advisors.

All over the place in her writing.

Stupid trampoline!

The joke’s on you.

No legitimate excuse for a relapse.

What does it mean if my husbands co worker bakes him a desert?

Is Thomas Kinkade a big ol’ jerk?

Anyone who’s crazy enough to want to be a Jew is a Jew.

I vote for fat.

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