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Leather, Wandering Hairs, and the Mystery of Chad

Leather, Wandering Hairs, and the Mystery of Chad

Last updated on: June 10, 2016 at 10:30 am by Sean Lowe

Leather, Wandering Hairs, and the Mystery of Chad 2016-06-10T10:30:34-04:00 Sean Lowe

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“You’ve done nothing with your life other than throw a piece of leather.” – Tool #TheBachelorette

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“You wanna go?”- the most often asked question by tool bags across the country. #TheBachelorette

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I would be the biggest square on this date. #TheBachelorette

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Also, Crazy Chad actually makes a good point. #TheBachelorette

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This is going to be bad. #TheBachelorette

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And it was! Wow! #TheBachelorette

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Is anyone else distracted by Jordan’s wondering hairs? #TheBachelorette

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*wandering

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I can almost guarantee you Chad texts in all caps. #TheBachelorette

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Evan is jumping on the grenade for his comrades. I respect that. #TheBachelorette

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R.I.P. Boner Doctor #TheBachelorette

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Wow! He’s “raised from the dead”. #TheBachelorette

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I’d like to warn Chad’s future girlfriends to get out now. #TheBachelorette

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Also, Chad- you don’t sweep front yards. You’re welcome. #TheBachelorette

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“Steroids? This chest vascularity is natural brah!” – Chad

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This doctors office has really good magazines. https://t.co/PYJke7Y3mr

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Let’s do this again. #TheBachelorette

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Does JoJo know that Chad is the lead this season? #TheBachelorette

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Will someone buy Evan a new shirt already? #TheBachelorette

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I don’t know how this ends up but I can almost guarantee you she ends up with Jordan. At least give us a little suspense. #TheBachelorette

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I want ice cream. #TheBachelorette

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There’s 5 Chads at every gym. #TheBachelorette

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There’s one good reason to live in Iowa. https://t.co/wdpX0dxVzq

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You better believe Chad’s getting that last rose. #TheBachelorette

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And there it is.

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I want to be friends with Ali. This isn’t funny. Just a fact. #TheBachelorette

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Nothing against Pennsylvania, but what has happened to the travel budget on this show? #TheBachelorette

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The 2 on 1 with Chad has to happen right? #TheBachelorette

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“If I had hit someone the way I hit that door, his head would have exploded” – Chad’s mission statement on his luxury real estate letterhead

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Luke wins at life. #TheBachelorette

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Did Big Ben get a spray tan? #TheBachelorette

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James’ head wrap is the funniest thing that’s happened all season. #TheBachelorette

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Seriously, we know how this ends up. #TheBachelorette

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Chad will eventually end up in prison right? #TheBachelorette

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Chad will win right? It’s the only funny way. #TheBachelorette

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Should have brought up Jordan’s name to JoJo a long time ago if you wanted Chad gone. #TheBachelorette

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Win or lose, Chad will wear JoJo’s face home tonight. #TheBachelorette

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“Why are you smiling?” – JoJo

“I’m a sociopath.”- Chad

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“You should. Milk’s delicious.” My new favorite quote. #TheBachelorette

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I hope this is an epic meltdown. #TheBachelorette

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

3 takeaways from tonight: 1- Chad’s the real lead 2- JoJo has already picked Jordan in her head 3- I need to reevaluate my life.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) June 8, 2016

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