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Sean Lowe

3 Things I Wish Chris Harrison Would Do… Just Once

Last updated on: January 5, 2015 at 3:48 pm   by Sean Lowe

3 Things I Wish Chris Harrison Would Do… Just Once 2015-01-05T15:48:19-04:00 Sean Lowe

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As the 19th season of The Bachelor kicks off, I wish — just once — that Chris Harrison would cut loose.

1) Just once, I’d love to hear Harrison say “The girl you’re “in love” with is nuts. I give it 3 weeks.”

Yes, it would be awesome if Chris could say how he really felt but alas he is the consummate professional and he keeps those thoughts to himself. 

2) The next time the bachelor is having a tough time with the ladies and Harrison goes in to see how he’s feeling, I wish he’d take a different approach.

In his most caring, compassionate voice, I wish Harrison would say, “Could you please wrap this up. You’re whimpering about being stuck with 25 women and I have a tee time to get to.” 

3) Sooner or later, Harrison is bound to rip his shirt and tie off Hulk Hogan style revealing his six-pack abs and chiseled physique and ride off into the sunset with one or all of the women (his choice of course). Such is the power of The Harrison.

Thankfully for men everywhere, Harrison knows how to harness his lady-intoxicating powers for good. 

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