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Sarah Palin Sings I Am the Walrus

Last updated on: March 17, 2018 at 8:16 pm   by Scott Eric Alt

Sarah Palin Sings I Am the Walrus 2018-03-17T20:16:55-04:00 Scott Eric Alt

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I am me
As Trump is we
And we are free
And let’s vote Trump together

See how they run
To grab all our guns
See how they lie
They’re lying

Stumping in a corn state
Waiting for the votes to come
Corporation cronies, stupid open borders
‘Bam you’ve been a naughty boy
You’ve done the country wrong

I am the Mama
Trump’s for the Mamas
I am the Grizzly
Drill baby drill.

Media see me and they go crazy
Silly lamestream media how they go
See how they lie like Trump’s not the guy
See how they lie
They’re lying

They’re lying, they’re lying, they’re lying

Yellow liberal bastard
Cannot kick the ISIS ass
Grab a lot ‘a water
Pour it on the prisoners
Boy you been a naughty boy
That’s how we baptize you

I am the Mama
Trump’s for the Mamas
I am the Grizzly
Drill baby drill

Stumping for the Iowa primary
Endorsing Donald Trump
And you must vote Trump, the only man
To save us from our aches and pains

I am the Mama
Trump’s for the Mamas
I am the Grizzly
Drill baby drill

Expert textpert, lib professor
Don’t you think the country laughs at you?
See how they sigh at you silly guys
Who act so snide
You’re lying

Goofy Bernie Sanders
Screaming from his Ivory Tower

Terrorizing Arab
Screaming Allah Akbar
Man, you’ll see Trump waterboarding
In Guantanamo

I am the Mama
Trump’s for the Mamas
I am the Grizzly
Drill baby drill

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