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March 2020

March 17, 2020

Well, This Is Fun

Happy St. Patrick's Day. I have three kids down with very suspicious symptoms and, after...

March 11, 2020

The Total Tweeness of Self-Care

I googled "twee" and this was the first thing that came up. Well, this is...

March 03, 2020

Two Things on Tuesday: Is That Tiny Bag Beautiful?

With the plastic bag ban, I need these, not a teeny tiny purse. Tuesday is...

February 2020

February 27, 2020

#OkMillennial, Church Is Still About Jesus

Well, my children have given me the worst cold and it’s snowing, like really snowing,...

February 26, 2020

Don’t Use Lent For Self-Improvement, Use It For “Self-Care”

In the spirit of taking words and using them however I want, I will now...

February 25, 2020

Two Things On Tuesday

The First Thing I did it. I wrote a little letter complaining about the use...

February 18, 2020

Jesus for the IKEA Worshiper

After chatting so freely about Church by the Glades yesterday, and their guacamole themed sermon...

February 14, 2020

No, You Do Need Date Night

Well, Date Night is under assault yet again, this time from the Gospel Coalition and...

February 11, 2020

The Lord Gave Me a Word for 2020

Well, I didn’t watch the Oscars, thank goodness, because I would have died of boredom....

February 07, 2020

7 Things for Friday

Whatever the day is, I woke from a stupor to the sound of ice...

February 04, 2020

You Don’t Like goop Because of The Patriarchy

For me, as I approach the internet in these dark early-morning hours with all the...

January 2020

January 28, 2020

3 Wellness Trends To Live By

Well, I had a lovely few days away with the loveliest people in the world....

January 21, 2020

That’s Not Helpful

M. Michele should spend some time with these nice ladies. I bet their dresses even...

January 15, 2020

Heresy is the Koala Mitten of our Time

I was halfway through a nasty post about Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren and then...

January 12, 2020

Are You Even Saved?

Was distracted from reading the lections for today by this week old item—Jim Bakker on...

January 07, 2020

I’m Worried I Might Die of Boredom

Well, I was worried that 2020 was going to be kind of a bust. There's...

December 2019

December 31, 2019

Good Luck With Your Narcissism

On whatever day of Christmas it was yesterday, I indulged myself by lying back on...

December 18, 2019

My Live Blog of that Netflix Christmas Hallmark Knock-off

Besides baking gingerbread cookies and procuring and decorating a Christmas Tree and otherwise completely neglecting...

December 15, 2019

Love is Love

It looks like Hallmark has finally been caught in the net of this age’s god....

December 10, 2019

I Also Appreciate That That’s Appreciated

Tell me again how you feel... I was all set to talk about all the...

December 08, 2019

Please Don’t Buy Me a Bike For Christmas

This is what Anglican Failure looks like. It is basically Christmas, if you’re not in...

December 05, 2019

My Imago Dei is So Awesome

I'm over at Stand Firm today. Enjoy! ************************************************************************** Providence has been kind this week and...

December 03, 2019

Here, Let My Pry That Weird Meme Out Of Your Soul

Santa, also known as Father Christmas, not to be confused with Satan, nor St. Nicholas...

November 2019

November 20, 2019

Witless Wednesday

It’s time for a new category on the side. In my restless search for ridiculous things...

November 07, 2019

Three Things on Thursday

Me getting ready for 2020. The First Thing John Crist has cancelled the rest of...

November 05, 2019

Tuesday Thoughts: I’m This Close To Totally Giving Up

I’m in to week two of the Great Wretched Clothes Change Over of 2019. This...

November 03, 2019

For All Saints Day, Jesus Makes A Listicle

Jesus, surprised you thought it would be easy on account of how he kept saying...

October 2019

October 31, 2019

Gosh, I Hate Halloween

There’s a big storm brewing that will make the business of collecting a lot of...

October 22, 2019

Two Things on Tuesday

The Internet is kind of stupid this morning. I’m trying to stay off the main...

October 15, 2019

Fashion Failures For Tuesday

A Spiritual Representation of the Soul of the Person Who Thought This was a Good...