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Video Game (A Poem About Still Being In Middle School)

Video Game (A Poem About Still Being In Middle School)

Last updated on: April 2, 2020 at 11:07 pm by Morgan Guyton

Video Game (A Poem About Still Being In Middle School) 2020-04-02T23:07:17-05:00 Morgan Guyton

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[Note: I am doing well and feeling calm, because I write intense poetry like this when I’ve got a lot of angst.]

I understand it’s all in my head
And I’m the one who made my life
Into a video game called middle school
Cafeteria where I’ve never been able

To kill the boss because there aren’t actually
Popular kids who won’t let me sit
At their table unless I wipe it down
After lunch even though that’s a true story

That happened in the early 90’s.
It’s just not happening now
(Except when I text famous thought-they-were-friends
And they leave me on read, but that’s different too.)

There’s an algorithm that makes
My words disappear into nothing
While other peoples’ words go viral;
So I get mad and write about it;

Then friends I walked with through
Their tough times tell me they
Want no contact from me
Because my ego is so overwhelming.

And I keep saying God gave me
These fucking words; I guess he’s
Protecting me from whatever Lucifer
I would become if I received the worship

I so desperately crave that would prove
Once and for all that I’m valid,
That autism counts in the oppression olympics,
That I’m not just a spoiled little rich boy

Who really would spend all my inheritance
Money paying other people to like me
Though when I pay money
And people say “Great song”

I know it’s not real because I listen
To the song I promoted
And the mixing is terrible
And the vocals are garbled.

And most people would kill to write
A book that sold 5000 copies
But it wasn’t 500,000
And Rob Bell turned to the next

Person in line when I handed
Him my book to let me know
That my turn was finished
Which is a reasonable way

To handle autistic people like me
Who talk too much and can’t
Be concise in saying how much I admire
What you could do for me

If you used your influence
Transactionally in response to
My compliments that I’m trying so hard
To make genuine and not contingent

Upon what you can do for me;
One day I really will be able
To make a garden in my backyard
That is beautiful and only for me

And I won’t be thinking every time
I walk my personal prayer labyrinth
That I should go Facebook Live
Right now and show everybody

That yes I make beautiful things,
That yes God talks to me personally,
That yes I deserve to be admired too,
That yes I am courageously vulnerable,

And it’s not just desperately pathetic
Even though I know the true rastas
Are up in the hills with their spliffs
Hitting their drums delightfully

Without a care in the world;
Sometimes in drum circles
I forget that I’m supposed
To be pursuing early adopters.

How do I kill the boss of the video game?
Am I really shitting blood because
I’m still in a middle school cafeteria?
Or is it just a medical condition

That cannot be resolved
By finally confessing that I am
A ridiculous narcissist
And I just want to accept

My belovedness once and for all
And actually be saved
From needing to finally get
The viral tweet that would redeem

All the times I told the same jokes
That everyone else was telling
And nobody laughed when
I was the one telling them?

Yes, we already went over this
In therapy in 2002
And again in spiritual direction
With Kimberly and Sister Katherine

And Bridget and William and
Yes this was supposed to be over
When Juan baptized me again
And I wept and when I kissed

The bufo frog and Johnnie Bear
Said everything is perfect;
Be here now; I tried so hard
To be there then but there wasn’t

A period that could finish the sentence;
And even after I conquered my fears
And mixed a song from scratch
That made people speak in tongues

And walked around in the field
Afterward and it was heaven
That lasted for a few hours,
I still went back to samsara

Like a dog always returns
To his own vomit;
How am I this tired
And it’s only morning?

How can I stop exhausting
Myself with my need
To finally beat this stupid
Video game and recognize

The friends that I do have
And love them well
And fuck everybody else
Only in the sense that

I don’t need strangers to love me
To know that I am lovable?
Do aspies ever get to rest?
Our dreams at night are never

Restful — it’s either the dream
Where we’re in the underground
Cave in a pool with waterfalls
And adoring naked mermaids

Or the dream where we show up
Naked at school to take an exam
In a class we never attended.
Why can’t even sleep be sleep?

One day I won’t care anymore
Or one day I will know that I am
Cared for deeply;
One day I will be beloved

And I will actually delete Twitter
Forever and stop tantruming
When nobody reads my shit;
One day I will write the poem

That says the whole thing
So I can just go and quietly garden
And not care if my words
End up in one of my sons’ attics

One day and their kids
Recycle them when they’re
Getting ready to put them
In the old folks’ home,

Because one day I will
Have to let go of
My dad’s unpublished manuscripts
Which are also a part

Of my stupid need to finally
Break whatever cycle this is
And beat whatever game this is;
So am I supposed to tell my dad

Again that his words matter
And that watching him type them
At 3 am and not publish them
Did not ruin my life by giving me

This strange quixotic quest
Using energy that might otherwise
Be directed into just having
Authentic relationships with people?

As if anybody spends their lives
Just having fucking authentic
Relationships with people.
But that’s what the normies are doing

Right? They don’t need to be gods;
Their dreams are practical,
Bite-sized — getting a new jet ski;
Actually owning a home.

All things I take for granted
Being a spoiled rich boy;
I want to have friends too;
Does that mean I have to stop writing poetry?

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