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December 2012

December 24, 2012

And with this, your penance is over

Let Christmas now take away your pain as ytou enter into jollification! Christ is born!...

December 23, 2012

It just never ends, does it?

And yet it will, tomorrow!.

December 22, 2012

The World Keeps Turning

And the Star Wars Holiday Special keeps on being the hideous thing it is.

December 21, 2012

They’re telling apocalypse jokes today…

like there's no tomorrow! I feel fine.

December 21, 2012

This will make you hope the Mayans were right about today

If the world ends today, you won't have to watch the rest of this.

December 20, 2012

Precious Moments

Two unforgettable quotes from yesterday's contretemps: "Please name one thing that Voris was not in...

December 20, 2012

Look at this way. There is no Star Wars Easter Special

So much heartache is avoided with the central feast of our faith being overlooked by...

December 19, 2012

I Do My Best to Do My Worst

For Better or for Worse.

December 18, 2012

This hurts you more than it hurts me

And it hurts me like murder.

December 17, 2012

*You* can translate Latin with my patented method!

A reader wonders how to translate the following: Ad filium meum Isaac celebratione Nativitatis Domini...

December 17, 2012

The Happiest Part for Me? You Still Haven’t Even Reached the Halfway Point

In the words of Stephen Bishop, it just goes on and on.

December 16, 2012

Offer it Up!

Diahann Carroll: Perhaps the most penitential Christmas Carroll in history.

December 15, 2012

Just think! You Aren’t Even 1/3 Done Yet!

Exquisite, is it not?

December 14, 2012

I’m here to help you learn courage and endurance

In time, you will thank me.

December 13, 2012

That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!

Hey! You're not even to the halfway point. Lots more torment comin' your way!

December 12, 2012

Advent Penance Continues to Take on New Dimensions of Suffering

Savor the Wookiee dialog!

December 11, 2012

The Troll…

interviews Marc Barnes. Hilarity ensues.

December 11, 2012

Let the Penance Begin!

But wait! There's more tomorrow!

December 10, 2012

If you are a monoglot like me…

...you may be on the lookout for foreign languages that are pretty much English with...

December 10, 2012

How Can I Add to This Guilt-Inducing Meme?

The hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called...

December 10, 2012

I love Jonathan Coulton

If you are not a Star Trek fan, you might want to bone up on...

December 07, 2012

The Troll…

...celebrates heretic-punching, with his customary hilarious results.

December 05, 2012

Eelslap.com

Go here. Drag your cursor from right to left across the picture. There. Don't you...

December 05, 2012

My Son and Heir

Peter is in Running Start, getting college credit at high school prices. He's taking a...

December 05, 2012

At last! Some hard-hitting analysis of the things that really matter

On the Implausibility of the Death Star's Trash Compactor Finally, somebody speaks truth to power.

November 2012

November 30, 2012

I don’t mean to boast

...but let me boast. We went to the Bellevue Botanical Garden Light Display last night...

November 29, 2012

Simcha Fisher kills me

Over on Facebook, Simcha writes: Don't laugh, this is a serious question. Our lightbulbs are...

November 28, 2012

Exquisite!

These are the moments when my heart swells with pride over being an American: BEIJING ...

November 28, 2012

The Curious and Funny Nick Bottom…

...on the matter of dogfighting in the magical far-off land of The Walden Commonwealth of...

November 28, 2012

I feel affirmed in my okayness

This clip, featuring the most ridiculous maniacal laugh in the entire history of cinema, makes...

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