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August 2016

August 29, 2016

Somebody just sent one of these to me anonymously

It was addressed to "Dark Lord Shea". Just gets a fella choked up, you know?

November 2015

November 03, 2015

An aspiring Dark Lordette writes:

Dear Mark, How can I become a Dark Lord like you . . . minus...

April 2015

April 20, 2015

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds of Secret Arctic Lairs

...not to mention my secret portal to the Hollow Earth from whence was to issue...

November 2014

November 26, 2014

People of Earth!

I demand one *millllion* dollars or I will continue to find and post things like...

November 01, 2014

PEOPLE OF EARTH!: I can do this all day and not even get tired

Surrender!

July 2014

July 11, 2014

“Dear Dark Lord” people often write me…

(providing me both clonable DNA from the spit on their envelope flaps *and* with enough...

November 2013

November 26, 2013

We Dark Lords Find This Kind of Thing Deeply Inspiring

Watch to the end, particularly as that last metronome (the one on the right in...

July 2013

July 25, 2013

Greg Popcak’s “Holy Sex” Jumped from 16,000 to #8 on Amazon

...as a result of his being mentioned in that US News and World Report piece on...

June 2013

June 07, 2013

I Gotta Get Me One of These!

HT: The Snoring Scholar, who has the full scoop on this important book for all...

January 2013

January 15, 2013

Death Stars vs. Anti-Catholics

A reader writes: There is a "We the People" online poll put up by the...

January 03, 2013

A reader writes…

Locked in a life-or-death struggle over principles, eyeball-to-eyball until the last minute, the Party agrees...

September 2012

September 17, 2012

Continuing to Plow Out from Under my Mail…

I find this from Erin Manning: Dear Dark Lord, Welcome back from your Hidden Island...

August 2012

August 31, 2012

As a Dark Lord, I Envy His Awesome Powers

Only I promise to use them for awesome, not for evil as he does. Somehow,...

August 22, 2012

At last! A group of peers who can appreciate my genius!

The International Society of Super-Villains sounds like people I can respect--right up till I put...

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