{"id":8001,"date":"2024-02-14T22:01:44","date_gmt":"2024-02-15T03:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/marginalia\/?p=8001"},"modified":"2024-02-17T15:40:07","modified_gmt":"2024-02-17T20:40:07","slug":"the-phantom-palki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/marginalia\/2024\/02\/the-phantom-palki\/","title":{"rendered":"The Phantom Palki"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>
THE PHANTOM PALKI.<\/p>\n
Charles Johnston.<\/p>\n
Late November 1889.<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
I remember a certain camping ground in the cool heart of a mango grove. The lucid air was full of the cooing of turtle doves; golden orioles flashed through the dense green of the branches; gray squirrels chattered like Bengali schoolboys. Our tents, white pyramids mottled with deep shadows, had come to that remote outland in order that I might hold elections for the District Board.<\/p>\n
After a ride in the cool of dewy morn, a soul-refreshing shower bath, and tea and toast served by my scarlet-turbaned butler, I drove along a road already blistered by the sunshine to the neighboring thana\u2014that is, a rural police headquarters\u2014where the elections were to be held. A crowd was already there, squatted in Oriental fashion in the blots of shadow beneath the trees of the thana garden; dark brown cultivators, almost black\u2014for there is a great deal of Dravidian blood in East Bengal\u2014girt about the loins with a strip of cotton, smoking their clay hookahs in supreme content. Seated on the veranda of the thana was a little group of Bhadra Lok<\/a>, Bengali gentlemen, as they love to call themselves, who rose and greeted me with some ceremony:<\/p>\n
\u201cYour Honor\u2019s body how is?\u201d That is the correct thing in high Bengali; my Honor\u2019s soul being presumed to be in a state of grace. The cultivators, who had promptly risen to their feet, in their greeting, with profuse bows, applied to me such flattering terms as \u201cUmbrella of the Poor! Incarnation of Virtue!\u201d<\/p>\n
Standing on the well shaded veranda, with the Bengali gentlemen at my right and the Police Sub-Inspector at my left, I made the assembled voters a little speech in my best Bengali, beginning with the equivalent for \u201cGentlemen!\u201d at which the cultivators nudged each other in some perturbation; I doubt whether the Bhadra Lok were altogether pleased.<\/p>\n
I told them that the Government\u2014which they still call \u201cThe Company,\u201d though the East India Company has been dead these sixty years\u2014solicitous for their welfare, and eager to bestow upon them a larger measure of self-government, had decreed the organization of an elected Board for every District\u2014that is, for some million or so of dusky souls\u2014and that they had been summoned, on that November morning, to select, of their own free choice, some one of themselves, in whom they had confidence, to represent their group of villages upon that Board. Other groups of villages would do the like; then the elected personages, meeting together at the Sadr Station\u2014the District metropolis at Berhampore\u2014would assume control of certain things throughout the District: such as roads and bridges, hospitals and schools, levying, for that purpose, light tax, according to their discretion, to pay the bills.<\/p>\n
There was much concerned whispering among the assembled rice-growers. Finally a spokesman came forward with a profound obeisance, which signified that his neck was beneath my instep. We deprecate that sort of thing, but it is bred in the Oriental bone; you might as well try to stop the Ganges.[1]<\/a><\/p>\n
\u201cWhom does your Honor wish us to elect?\u201d The spokesman came to the point at once, while the Bhadra Lok cast their eyes down in conscious merit.<\/p>\n
I explained, in such Bengali as was available for so un-Oriental an expression, that that was up to them. The Government, in its benign wisdom, wished them to choose according to their liking. It was to be a genuine election, wholly uncontrolled. Then I sat down and left them to think it over.[2]<\/a><\/p>\n
The Bhadra Lok also sat down, after a courteous interval, and Bhangshi Babu, on my immediate right, opened a flowery conversation about the weather, the prospects of the rice crop, the flood that had recently swamped the District. Bhangshi Babu was a Brahman with fine Roman features, ana owner of a large patchwork estate dappled over a score of villages\u2014the outcome of their inheritance laws. There was a thread of self-consciousness running through his talk, the meaning of which was presently revealed. For, after much whispered consultation among dusky groups, where sluggish mental action was stimulated by much hookah smoking, till the air was full of acrid fumes, the spokesman came forward again with another salaam:<\/p>\n
\u201cMay we elect Bhangshi Babu, Protector of the Poor?\u201d And that Bengali gentleman looked down, but there was the wraith of a smile in his fine Brahminic eyes.<\/p>\n
I was not there to electioneer for him or anyone, even though of quintessential Brahman blood, so I explained that they could choose whom they pleased, whether Bhangshi Babu or another. I do not think the Bengali gentleman was quite pleased. But he said:<\/p>\n
\u201cI can understand! Such a sentiment is acceptable? between friends!\u201d<\/p>\n
After a few more words of consultation, interrupted by \u201cHa!\u201d the Bengali equivalent of \u201cYes!\u201d the spokesman returned:<\/p>\n
\u201cWe think we had better choose Bhangshi Babu, Protector of the Poor!\u201d<\/p>\n
So I shook hands with the successful candidate, and the thing was done.<\/p>\n
The free and independent voters had evidently got their instructions from their landlord, and voted for him with meek unanimity.<\/p>\n
There is the rub when it comes to self-government for India. The danger, and every Anglo-Indian recognizes it, is, that we may put back into power the Brahmanical hierarchy which, by all the wiles of priestcraft, by organizing aboriginal idol-worship and blood-sacrifices, by astrology and \u201cmiracles,\u201d has held the lowlier races of India en slaved, body and soul, these three thousand years. Even the English-speaking Masters of Art of Calcutta University, after their graduation, go back to temples reeking with the blood of bulls and goats, and chant Vedic mantras before hideous idols. Exactly so far does their study of Mill and Huxley emancipate them. And this, in flat defiance of the fact that all the best of their sacred books sternly condemn this evil ambition and its instruments, black superstition and idolatry, the things against which the Buddha made his heroic protest.[3]<\/a> But long centuries ago, the dark Brahmanical reaction drove the Buddha\u2019s followers out of India.[4]<\/a><\/p>\n