President Trump Fires Dr. Fauci Over Ministrokes

Last updated on: September 2, 2020 at 8:16 am by Andrew Hall

President Trump Fires Dr. Fauci Over Ministrokes 2020-09-02T08:16:36-04:00 Andrew Hall

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Washington DC – #TrumpStroke was trending last night, and President Trump was not happy about it. The commander-in-chief railed against the so-called fake news and stated if he had ministrokes, then they were mailed to him by no other than one of the lead members of the Coronavirus Task Force, Dr. Anthony Fauci. Dr. Fauci was immediately fired.

Trump’s Ministrokes

Politico reported the story Trump goes after Drudge over rumors of ‘mini-strokes’

An unannounced weekend trip to Walter Reed last November drew scrutiny on Trump’s health. The White House said at the time that the president had merely begun “portions of his routine annual physical exam.”

According to a forthcoming book by New York Times reporter Michael Schmidt, however, West Wing staffers were told to put Vice President Mike Pence on standby “to take over the powers of the presidency temporarily if Trump had to undergo a procedure that would have required him to be anesthetized.”

But, as Schmidt noted in response to Trump’s Tuesday morning tweet: “Book says nothing about mini-strokes.”

Drudge’s site led with a story by The Hill reporting the president’s morning tweet, running the headline “TRUMP DENIES MINI-STROKE SENT HIM TO HOSPITAL.” Trump later lashed out at Drudge, claiming that Drudge himself reported the president had had a stroke.

President Trump insisted that the cognitive test he took where he correctly identified an elephant definitely showed he was not cognitively impaired in any way.

Dr. Fauci Fired

The leading voice of the Coronavirus Task Force found out he was fired in the wee hours of the morning when one of his staff notified him President Trump made a tweet that seemed stranger than usual.

I never had a ministroke. And if I did it would be a huge maximum best stroke where I fire China Virus expert Dr. Fauci. Fauci, you’re fired for mailing me ministrokes. Mail is dangerous! Don’t feed mailboxes your thoughts and prayers, folks. America!

Experts at this time aren’t sure if Dr. Fauci is fired or that Trump will wake up this morning and say if was all a joke.

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