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Guest Post: John Fischer “The Ins and the Outs”

Guest Post: John Fischer “The Ins and the Outs”

Last updated on: July 31, 2019 at 5:27 pm by Keith Giles

Guest Post: John Fischer “The Ins and the Outs” 2019-07-31T17:27:14+00:00 Keith Giles

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One of my heroes in the faith is John Fischer. He’s a songwriter, author and writer on subversive, kingdom issues that I’ve been following for many years now.

I first discovered John’s writing when I first subscribed to CCM Magazine about thirty years ago (I’ve long since stopped reading that magazine, btw).

John used to write the Last Word column in the back of every issue. I always found it ironic and fascinating that his articles were published in the handbook of Christian materialism, although they were consistently anti-subculture and thought-provoking.

This article from John Fischer is one that really resonated with me (and you’ll see why as soon as you start reading it). With his permission I’ve reprinted it here for your enjoyment.

The In’s and Out’s Of It
by John Fischer

“In it, not of it,” the statement was made
As Christian One faced the world, much afraid.
“In it, not of it,” the call was made clear,
But Christian One got something stuck in his ear.
“Not in it, or of it,” was the thing that he heard.
And knowing the world was painfully absurd,
He welcomed the safety of pious retreat,
And went to the potluck for something to eat.

Now Christian Two, he knew what to do,
He’d show those fundies a thing or two!
How will the world ever give Christ a try
If we don’t get in there and identify?
So “In it, and of it,” he said in his car,
As he pulled in and stopped at a popular bar.
“I’ll tell them the truth as soon as I’m able
To get myself out from under this table.”

Now along comes Christian Three jogging for Jesus,
In witnessing sweats made of four matching pieces.
His earphones are playing a hot Christian tune
About how the Lord is coming back soon.
“Not in it, but of it,” he turns down the hill
And stops in for a bite at the Agape Grill.
Like the gold on the chain of his “God Loves You” bracelet,
He can have the world without having to face it.

While way up in heaven they lament these conditions
That come from changing a few prepositions.
“Not in it, or of it,” Christian One thought.
But who in the world will know that he’s not?
“In it, and of it,” thought Christian Two.
But who in the world will know that he knew?
“Not in it, but of it,” thought Christian Three.
But who in the world watches Christian TV?

And Jesus turns to Gabriel, shaking His head.
“‘In it, not of it,’ wasn’t that what I said?”

John Fischer publishes a DAILY e-newsletter called “Catch of the Day”. I subscribe to it and you should too. There’s a sign up over on his website here: https://catchjohnfischer.com/

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