Keep the Cork in It

Last updated on: July 21, 2012 at 10:55 pm by Jeremy Lott

Keep the Cork in It 2012-07-21T22:55:17-07:00 Jeremy Lott

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The Belgian style golden ale Ovila is delicious. It could also maim you.

The seal over the cork tells drinkers, “WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER HIGH PRESSURE. PLEASE OPEN WITH CARE.” And let me advise you here and now to heed this warning, folks.

Tonight, I opened a bottle of the stuff and thought a gunshot had gone off. The cork hit the ceiling so hard it left a mark. I’m surprised it didn’t leave a hole.

If you want to taste this golden deliciousness, let me suggest opening it in an open field or, better yet, a firing range.

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