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20 Secrets Your Dog is Thinking

20 Secrets Your Dog is Thinking

Last updated on: August 10, 2023 at 10:10 am by Ellen Fannon

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20 Secrets Your Dog is Thinking 2023-08-10T10:10:00-04:00 Ellen Fannon

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The secret to what your dog is thinking

How smart is your dog?/Image courtesy of Pixabay

As I was standing in line at the grocery store the other day, a magazine article happened to catch my eye. The title of the article was something like, “Now we know what dogs really think.” I don’t remember the exact title because I couldn’t bring myself to spend money on the magazine simply to learn the secrets that live in the minds of canines.

A dog whisperer

Tell me what I’m thinking now./Image courtesy of Pixabay

My first thought was who interviewed the dogs to ascertain what they really thought? Was this writer some sort of dog whisperer? How did the dogs communicate their thoughts to the interviewer? Did they bark once for “yes” and twice for “no”? Or were the questions more complex, requiring non-yes-and-no answers?

Do all dogs think alike?

Can you guess what I want?/Image Courtesy of Pixabay

Did the writer include a diversity of dogs, such as toy breeds, mixed breeds, working dogs, guard dogs, pampered pets, and so on? I have to believe that a spoiled lap dog and a bomb-sniffing dog might view the world a bit differently.And is this just dogs in the U.S. we’re talking about? I ask this question for the simple reason that having lived overseas and observing the quite different relationship between dogs and owners, and the way in which dogs are regarded in third world countries makes me think that those dogs might have somewhat different ways of thinking.

Hey! I’m trying to tell you something!/Image courtesy of Pixabay

Veterinarians know what dogs are thinking

Then I thought, I don’t really need to buy that magazine and read that article. As a veterinarian, I can pretty much tell you what dogs think. Here are a few samples:

1. Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Get the squirrel! Squirrel! Drat, it ran up a tree! Must bark at a squirrel to come down!

2. Oooh! Something dead! Must roll in it! Don’t I smell divine?

3. Cat! Cat! Get the cat! Hey, cat, why are you running? I just want to play!

4. Let me lick my butt and then give you a big sloppy kiss.

5. What’s this? Another dog has been at this tree. Must pee on it!

6. Greetings, New Dog. You sniff my butt, I sniff yours.

7. Oh boy! Oh boy! Dinner time! What’s for dinner? DOG FOOD again! Oh boy!

8. Do You really expect me to vacate this chair? I just got comfortable.

9. Who’s that? The garbage man is STEALING OUR GARBAGE! Must kill now!

10. Now what? The mail truck is in the driveway. Must kill now!

11. A UPS truck? Must kill now!

12. Scoot over, you’re hogging the bed!

13. What sandwich on the table? Don’t look at me. These are not crumbs on my face.

14. A car ride! Yes! Yes! Yes! Wait, we’re at the vet’s. No! No! No!

15. Hey, get off the computer and rub my belly.

16. Okay, so I ate the sandwich. It was your fault for letting me guard your food.

17. NOT A NAIL TRIM! SOMEBODY HELP ME! MURDER!

18. I’m so tired. I only slept twenty-two hours today.

19. You expect me to go out in the rain when I can much more comfortably just poop on the carpet?

20. (And my dogs when I get home from work) What’s this I smell on you? YOU’VE CHEATED ON ME! YOU’VE BEEN WITH ANOTHER DOG!

I think that about covers the mind of the average canine. Besides, I’ve seen The Secret Lives of Pets, so it’s not as if I’m totally uninformed.

But do All Dogs Go to Heaven? I can’t answer that question, but remember that “God” spelled backwards is “dog.” No creature demonstrates the unconditional love God has for His creation like a dog. God created dogs as companions who give unconditional love. Dogs don’t care if their owner is old or young, fat or skinny, rich or poor, disabled, smelly, or dresses weird. Dogs don’t judge. They just love their owners. No wonder dogs are man’s best friend.

We have another friend who loves us unconditionally. Romans 5:8 says, “But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.” God’s love is not based on our goodness or anything we must do in order to please Him. Otherwise, none of us would be worthy of His love. But God’s love is perfect, unconditional, sacrificial, and ever-lasting.

“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”―M.K . Clinton (author, The Returns).

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