Bad Mommy

Last updated on: November 13, 2010 at 12:27 am by Tara Edelschick

Bad Mommy 2010-11-13T00:27:01-07:00 Tara Edelschick

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Yesterday, Zach peed on the floor in his room.

That’s right. He peed on the floor. Apparently, Ezra and a friend were pretending to pee on the floor and everyone was laughing. So Zach thought it would be especially funny if he actually peed. Have I mentioned that he is working really hard to figure out how to be funny? Have I mentioned that it’s not going well?

I wasn’t going to write about this because, well, who admits that their nearly eight-year-old son peed on the floor to get a laugh? But I’m choosing to fight feelings of failure by outing the whole sordid affair, which is not my typical response. Usually, I just compare myself to mothers whose kids are sweet, well-behaved, and rarely pee on the bedroom floor; and I find myself wanting.

While at a party last summer, I was trying to commiserate with a mother who was concerned about all of the noise the kids were making. Assuming it was her toddler son who had been making all the noise, I said something like, “It’s tough to get a three-year-old to stop banging the trucks, isn’t it?”

“I’d be surprised if it was my son,” she answered. “He doesn’t bang things because he doesn’t like to make a lot of noise.”

I knew she was probably right about her son. He didn’t look like a kid who would be banging toys — and mine did. But I couldn’t get myself to admit it.

Why was I feeling so defensive? It’s wasn’t the mother – she is genuinely kind and a good mother. I think it was because she doesn’t allow television or battery-operated toys in her house. I think that I couldn’t admit that my kids were likely the truck-banging offenders because I always thought I would be more like this mother and my kids would be more like her son.

I always thought I would have better media control. Before I knew that my kids were going to get up at 5:30 in the morning, and Zach was going to figure out how to watch Ben 10: Alien Force On Demand, and I was going to pretend to be asleep because I’m so tired all of the time.

And I always thought I would stay away from battery-operated toys. Before Nick gave us the Chicken Dance Elmo doll, and it distracted Zach from his unexplainable baby misery for a full two minutes.

And I always thought that my kids would play quietly and calmly. Before I had them.

I’ve spent a lot of time feeling bad that my kids aren’t perfect (especially when they are not perfect in public). And even more time feeling bad about not being the kind of mother I thought I would be.

And I had this absurd idea that if I home-schooled, I might change all that. My kids would calm down, and become learned, obedient darlings who didn’t make poop jokes or pee on the floor. (Actually, I didn’t think that my kids wouldn’t pee on the floor as a result homeschooling — because it never occurred to me that peeing on the floor was one of the options.) And I thought that maybe I would become a calm, attentive mother who had all the answers.

But it’s clear to me that was delusional. And the sooner God gets rid of delusions the better. So instead of comparing myself to the ‘good mommy,’ and deeming myself a ‘bad mommy,’ I’m going to go to pray for grace for all the mommies.

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