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If Jesus Were Like Trump

Last updated on: February 13, 2024 at 5:35 pm   by Heretic Happy Hour

If Jesus Were Like Trump 2024-02-13T17:35:31-05:00 Heretic Happy Hour

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Just in case you were curious, here’s what it would be like if Jesus were like former President Trump.

NOTE: It’s not pretty.

“If Jesus were like Trump…he would have never blessed the poor.”

You get the idea.

About the Heretic Happy Hour Podcast
Heretic Happy Hour is an unapologetically irreverent, crass, and sometimes profound conversation about the Christian faith. Hosts Keith Giles, Katy Valentine, Desimber Rose, Sandhya Jha, alongside producer Matthew J. Distefano, pull no punches and leave no stones unturned. For some serious sacred cow-tipping, there’s nothing better than spending an hour of your time with us.

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