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“TRUMP SEEKS REFUGE IN ECUADORIAN LONDON EMBASSY AND IS SHARING ROOM WITH JULIAN ASSANGE”… and other fantasy headlines my Facebook Family and I came up with

“TRUMP SEEKS REFUGE IN ECUADORIAN LONDON EMBASSY AND IS SHARING ROOM WITH JULIAN ASSANGE”… and other fantasy headlines my Facebook Family and I came up with

Last updated on: October 24, 2016 at 2:44 am by Frank Schaeffer

“TRUMP SEEKS REFUGE IN ECUADORIAN LONDON EMBASSY AND IS SHARING ROOM WITH JULIAN ASSANGE”… and other fantasy headlines my Facebook Family and I came up with 2016-10-24T02:44:16-06:00 Frank Schaeffer

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FANTASY TRUMP HEADLINES I’D LOVE TO SEE IN 2017 (Read mine then please add your own…)

TRUMP SEEKS REFUGE IN ECUADORIAN LONDON EMBASSY AND IS SHARING ROOM WITH JULIAN ASSANGE

GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS AWARDS TRUMP WITH “MOST LIES EVER TOLD” LISTING

IVANKA COMES CLEAN AS TO WHAT HER DADDY REALLY DID TO HER AS A CHILD

RESIDENTS FLEE TRUMP PROPERTIES LEAVING BUILDINGS EMPTY: “WE WERE JUST TOO EMBARRASSED TO LIVE IN A BUILDING WITH HIS NAME ON IT,” SAYS ONE…

… Now please add your own dream Trump headline… (I’ll be picking some to publish in a blog on Patheos.com…)

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Lyn Saint Melania Trump divorces her husband for multiple infidelities and making a fool of her during the election campaign

Margie Chebot Apfelbaum Trump Starts Netflix-like Network: Has no subscribers

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Cyndi Koble Donald Trump disappeared on Christmas eve 2016 with his wife and all 5 children, their spouses, grandchildren, his money pile, and his beloved Mar-a-Lago. All efforts to locate the trump clan were unsuccessful, and on January 1, 2017, Madam President, Hillary Clinton officially ended all federally funded search efforts by stating, “Congratulations, America, our national nightmare is over!”

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Kath Campbell Trump gropes Scottish royalty! Trump financial holdings and golf courses immediately seized. Money used to pay huge hotel bill. Golf courses to be used for low-income housing.

Deborah Rudd Goad 42 Woman Come Forward: Claiming Donald Trump forced them into having abortions – said he would ‘ruin’ them if they didn’t!

Joae Balman Video released of Donald Trump consoling, and spooning with, a rescued Trump statue. Melania is nowhere to be found.

Bob Signorelli Investigation finds Trump has no birth certificate – was hatched by white supremacists in a lab

Celia Dolbeer Trump vanishes without a trace. Leaves family penniless. Empire was a sham.

Becka Newell Trump’s hair writes ‘warts & all’ biography, before voting Democrat.

Marianne Detmers Trump and Putin come out and announce their upcoming wedding.

Monica Mendoza- Maloney Trumps Golf courses are transformed into fruit, vegetable and herb parks and they are used to feed the needy.

Scott Michael Bowers After failed presidential bid, Russians release video of Trump with underage call girls.

Kim Kirk Melanie Trump admits the Donald was always sterile and none of his children are actually his.

Mel Burn Trump announces after failed campaign that he will now make Russia great again and run against Putin in the next election.

Gina Nowlan Trump cries foul when he can’t buy his discontinued brand of steak with his food stamps.

Mark Fagan TRUMP EATEN ALIVE SLOWLY BY HIS IDIOT ZOMBIE HORDES WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO AFTER NOVEMBER 8th.

Monique Genanne The media obtains and publishes Trump’s tax returns from the last 20 years which show him to be a tax evader, a tax cheat, and not nearly as rich as he says he is. He and his accountants are indicted for multiple federal offenses.…

Woody Turgid Trump jaywalking – run over by taco truck.

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Mary Vick TRUMP’S third wife leaves him for Putin.

David Price Trump has coherent thought, tweets it

Gina Nowlan Homeless Trump caught on video pan handling on 5th Ave.

Gina Nowlan Trump caught on video groping Putin’s girlfriend.

Mark Scott concedes hanging from his ankles

Lorrie Martin Trump released from halfway house after nervous breakdown

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