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Dear Donald,

Last updated on: September 28, 2016 at 10:47 am by Frank Schaeffer

Dear Donald, 2016-09-28T10:47:54-06:00 Frank Schaeffer

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Dear Donald,

Please don’t listen to your advisers! Don’t practice for the next debate! Who are they to tell you that you need help? Why should you listen to anyone? They aren’t you so that means they are losers! Only you are a winner! Only you know what’s best! Only you can save America from losers! All of us Americans are losers! Only you are a winner! You know that for certain because we have fallen for your game! That makes us—the media, the pundits, the other so-called politicians, we the unwashed and uneducated public—losers! Suckers are losers! Fat people are losers (not you of course, and anyway you wear a corset)! Hillary is a loser! And America is a loser! Our military is a loser! Gold Star mothers are losers! America only wins if you win! If you lose it’s the system that’s rigged! The system is the loser, not you! You win whatever the voters say! That’s because the voters are losers! Don’t read polls other than ones your Tweets generate from the losers who follow you! You are always so right! If you win you win! If you lose you win too because only losers would think you lost! Your lies are truer than anyone else’s so-called facts! Others people’s facts are a myth perpetuated by the Chinese so they can dominate trade! You’re such a winner that even when losing you are still winning more than the person so-called winning! You can’t lose! So listen to no one! Only trust your own instincts that have made you into such a winner! Just remember all the people you fooled successfully are losers and that makes you even more of a winner! Fooling losers is what real winners do! Anyone that doesn’t get that is a stupid, fat, black, liberal, Mexican, Chinese woman- LOSER! And you are not “a” winner but THE WINNER!

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