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AS JESUS SAID: THANK YOU TRUMP, YOU ARE THE HAND THAT FINALLY RIPPED THE MASK OFF TO SHOW US THE PILE OF STEAMING GOP SHIT BENEATH

AS JESUS SAID: THANK YOU TRUMP, YOU ARE THE HAND THAT FINALLY RIPPED THE MASK OFF TO SHOW US THE PILE OF STEAMING GOP SHIT BENEATH

Last updated on: May 5, 2016 at 6:20 pm by Frank Schaeffer

AS JESUS SAID: THANK YOU TRUMP, YOU ARE THE HAND THAT FINALLY RIPPED THE MASK OFF TO SHOW US THE PILE OF STEAMING GOP SHIT BENEATH 2016-05-05T18:20:10-06:00 Frank Schaeffer

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In the end all the GOP congressional cowards will support Trump. Good! As Jesus said of the GOP, “How terrible it will be for you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs that look beautiful on the outside but inside are full of dead people’s bones and every kind of impurity” (Matthew 23:27). In other words according to Jesus, after the 2016 election, no one will mistake the Republicans for anything more than the assholes who created the climate of hate and Obama-obstruction that produced Trump.

I am glad. The GOP is about to implode, hoisted on its own imaginary universe of lies. They will take the grandchildren of southern lynch mobs down with them. Down go the homophobes and women haters. Goodbye confederate flags! The people who want white rubes telling smart Hispanics what to do, telling women where to get off, in favor of perpetual white male mediocrity—they’ll be gone too. So will the idiot “open carry” gun owners and NRA. Goodbye Koch brothers. See you later Fox News. A hell of irrelevance awaits you Limbaugh and you too, you little smarmy gay-hating “Manhattan Declaration”-author Robert George, hiding behind the skirts of Princeton University with your Reconstructionist “Natural Law” fascist bullshit dressed as “scholarship”. Franklin Graham, your world of hate leavened with ugly Bible ‘myths is ending. Trump is all of you bastards’ child, a one man lynch mob – only now it is the GOP hanging from a southern tree.

A throwback to pure backward ignorance and prejudice is what you all see as you look into the Trump mirror. Game over. You whites running the mass incarceration state, your days of profiting from the destruction of an entire race of black men is almost over. Count the money you made from “privatizing” prisons then torturing black men and women. Kiss your new Jim Crow goodbye.

Hi killer cops– you who think you can just shoot black men and women with no repercussions, the times are a-changin.’ You too are going to find out what prison is like. You southern judges and political leaders who think your “redistricting” and voter suppression will protect you, add up the numbers! You had a chance to make peace with the new majority. You blew it. Instead all you did for 8 years was to try and stop President Obama from doing anything. He beat you again and again, was smarter than all of you put together. History will hold him up as a great president at the same time as you fade from memory like an embarrassing national fart.

Welcome to the future where we all know what you really are you GOP race-baiters. When in the future you say, “We’re not really racist pigs” we’ll have an answer: “Why did you go for race-baiting Trump?” and his “wall” and lies? There will be no argument with that. Your days of having your own private “facts” are over, you “birther” scum, you, deniers of climate change and gay rights and women’s rights: Trump proves what all your so-called facts led to—hot vapid blowhard lies that evaporated once your very own private creation crashed your party by saying out loud what you all secretly thought.

Your mask has slipped! You hate America and now we know it. Trump is the monster child you birthed after raping America with your molesting lies. You wasted millions you Koch brother morons! You created this lying fool and now he’ll tear your house down, you’re back where your Nazi-supporting father was you Koch liars, and now with no place to hide. Having your name on a few Harvard buildings won’t save you. Your place in history has been incinerated. As you watch the landslide results giving the Democrats victory after victory and making Trump into a punchline of a perpetual joke this November, you’ll be reading your own obituary too.

Neoconservatives dream on. Hey National Review, hey Bill Buckley’s homophobic ghost, Trump undid you — forever. Gore Vidal just won!

We know how the so-called conservative resurgence ended now. So much for all those think tanks! So much for Hobby Lobby, and Wheaton College, and Billy Graham, and the KKK, and “southern pride” and the NRA and the Republican-corrupted Supreme Court that sold us to the highest bidder. This is the beginning of all of your ends as in the words of the Bible story, when Daniel reads Belshazzar’s doom– “God has numbered your kingdom and put an end to it you have been weighed on the scales and found deficient your kingdom has been divided and [lost]” (Daniel 5:26-28).

Good riddance white Belshazzar billionaires! Good riddance white Belshazzar rubes with small brains, short lifespans and long hatreds!

Welcome to the LQBTQ, black, brown, Asian, Hispanic, educated young people and women’s bright futures! Welcome to diversity and tolerance! Welcome to boom times and a fully engaged economy!

Thank you Trump.

Your ego has undone the One Percent Belshazzar! And you are the pompous fool that the God of justice has used to finally rip the mask off the conservative farce and show us the pile of steaming GOP shit beneath.

We will flush you and your party in November — and America will indeed be great, again! For as the Bible says: “Every man’s work shall be made manifest: for the day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try every man’s work of what sort it is” (1 Corinthians 3:13).

Frank Schaeffer is a writer. His latest book —WHY I AM AN ATHEIST WHO BELIEVES IN GOD: How to give love, create beauty and find peace

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