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May 2022

May 03, 2022

Big Gay Beltane

I wasn't worried about my dad's acceptance, but I was concerned that he might not...

April 2022

April 28, 2022

Storm Faerywolf Hates James McAvoy: A Discordian Review of The Satyr’s Kiss

Storm Faerywolf can block me on social media, but he can't escape the pyroclastic cloud...

March 2022

March 13, 2022

Eris Go Bragh: Discordian Omens Fnord the Win

I think Eris might want me to write a book, which is flattering but really...

March 01, 2022

The Sunflower Curse

A curse is like a bear trap, with a big, neon arrow and a sign...

February 2022

February 19, 2022

Discordian Jubilees: Chaoflux

Chaoflux is a day to set goals for the coming year. It is also an...

February 17, 2022

Witch This, Not That: Spirit Animals

Will this whole pitch crash like a goose into Fabio's face? Quite possibly. But that...

February 06, 2022

A Mythic Cycle of Non-Binary Archetypes

If Pagans whose genders fall left of center want to squish ourselves into archetypical boxes,...

January 2022

January 25, 2022

A Tale That Begins with a Beet Will End with the Devil

I am maybe a little overprotective of red velvet cake. I blame the beet juice.

January 17, 2022

Commemorating a Year of the Fivefold Law (Or, Faceback Fnord)

Happy Blogiversary! Much like an 80s sitcom airing a flashback episode, I've compiled a montage...

January 11, 2022

On the Tolerance of Intolerance

It's the Law of Eristic Escalation: When we apply destructive order by tolerating intolerance, the...

January 05, 2022

Hung Mung and the Season of Chaos

Happy Discordian New Year! It's the fifth day of Chaos, which means it's time to...

January 03, 2022

Nobody’s Actually Going to Prison: A Discordian Reading for 2022

Instead of plonking out an objective, run-of-the-mill geomantic chart, I asked Eris for Her take...

December 2021

December 31, 2021

The Goddess of Getting Away With It

As my final act of 2021, in a post I mostly didn't copy and paste,...

December 21, 2021

In Which I Literally Beat a Dead Horse: A Yuletide Yarn

This post has a lot of moving parts. Much like a horse skeleton. But if...

December 08, 2021

Discordian Jubilees: Afflux

Afflux is a time to reflect on destruction and creation, to examine things that have...

December 01, 2021

Save Me From Tears: Whamageddon 2021

I am on high alert for the next 24 days, with my senses keenly honed....

November 2021

November 07, 2021

An Erisian Hand of Glory

The Hand of Glory causes bodies at rest to remain motionless. The Five Fingered Hand...

October 2021

October 26, 2021

Love and Light vs. Dark Magick (or, Toss a Coin to Your Witch)

Everything in Discordianism is bimodal or an illusion or both. "Light" and "dark" aren't really...

October 24, 2021

Malaclypse the Elder and the Season of Aftermath

Every time Aneris takes something away, Eris creates something new to replace it. And so...

October 22, 2021

I Don’t Know What a Chaos Witch Is Either

The people I've met on the Internet who called themselves Chaos Witches left a lot...

October 15, 2021

The Wasp Nest of Damocles: an Old-Timey Chaos Grammarye

Try as I might, I could not find any useful spells involving wasps. So I...

September 2021

September 26, 2021

Discordian Jubilees: Bureflux

When Mercury goes through a retrograde, the specific spheres of influence it governs go... well,...

September 13, 2021

A Discordian Interview with Devin Hunter

I asked bestselling author, award-winning podcaster, and all-around prominent occultist Devin Hunter to submit to...

September 08, 2021

And Then I Panicked and Joined the Satanic Temple

The Great Nation of Texas is a frightening place to live right now, y'all. And...

August 2021

August 30, 2021

Seeking Witch Life Off the Beaten Wheel (i.e., Podcasts!)

"What's the worst thing that could happen? Okay, you summoned the Goddess Nyx, and there's...

August 26, 2021

Sisyphus Shrugged: A Stab at Defining Paganism

Paganism is a collective term for modern-day belief systems with roots in the pre-Christian religions...

August 20, 2021

The Horned God of the Witches: a Discordian Book Review

Jason Mankey keeps writing books, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who can...

August 12, 2021

Discordian Jubilees: Zarathud and the Season of Bureaucracy

Bureaucracy is the inevitable consequence of artificially imposed order. And dollars to donuts says that...

July 2021

July 26, 2021

Ground and Out: Bouncing Back from Ritual Hangovers

Feeling woozy once the magic is through? Me too! So here are some handy grounding...

July 15, 2021

Discordian Jubiliees: Confuflux

To celebrate the Holyday of Confusion, I decided to find out if artificial intelligence could...