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February 2026

February 28, 2026

Goblinposting in the Name of Shared Values

If random, pitchfork-wielding netizens are going to come for my church, I want to give...

January 2026

January 01, 2026

How to Succeed in Chaos Without Really Trying

Y'all, I may have Discordianed a wee bit too close to the sun.

October 2025

October 29, 2025

The Discordian Cabal of Unitarian Universalist Pagans

Nobody but me thinks it would be funny to call it D-CUUPS, and I have...

September 2025

September 11, 2025

Jezebel and an Etsy Witch Walk into Charlie Kirk

The general populace tends to view Pagans and witches as flaky, if not silly... until...

May 2025

May 04, 2025

Saint Chaosopher, Patron of Werewolves, Grant Us a Fiver

One would think my book wouldn't need a revised and expanded edition until AFTER it...

February 2025

February 28, 2025

Snitches Get Stitches, Heather

I am being encouraged to promote my upcoming book, and my knee-jerk response is, "Come...

November 2024

November 07, 2024

The Next Right Thing

A loaf of bread, a container of milk, a dystopian future, and a stick of...

October 2024

October 25, 2024

Chaobunga: A Discordian Deuteronomy

A local artist decided to create a queer, occult parody of Michelangelo's Moses and asked...

July 2024

July 30, 2024

Things You Hear at Mystic South, 2024 Edition

The definitive list that's even more definitive than last year's definitive list.

July 13, 2024

A Midsommar Night’s Dream (Or, Disco Inferno)

It's certainly not the weirdest way Eris has ever reached out to me. And hey,...

June 2024

June 19, 2024

Pebblegate and the Rise of Scottish WitchTok

The Protestant ethics of Greyface Culture infiltrate every aspect of our lives, and a recent...

December 2023

December 28, 2023

Hecate for the Holidays

If you take a step towards God, God will run to you. And if you...

December 07, 2023

Damn You Straight to Hel, Eclectic Pop Rock Holiday Playlist

There is shiny upside to getting sent to Whamhalla so early, in that I can...

July 2023

July 21, 2023

Things You Hear at Mystic South

Some people go to Pagan conferences to collect memories, or inspiration, or souvenirs. Me, though,...

July 03, 2023

Coming Out as a Chaos Warlock

I'm not aware of any chaos magic practitioners who actively describe themselves as warlocks. So...

May 2023

May 23, 2023

All Fails Are Final: Life as a Witch in Retail

Out here in the non-fiction boondocks of customer service, witches are unfortunately stuck playing by...

March 2023

March 12, 2023

Of Gods and Nieces

As the only witch in the family, I’m both a role model and a terrible,...

March 10, 2023

Divining the Details: Rise of the Virgo Witch

The Full Moon in Virgo feels like the right time to divulge this information.

March 06, 2023

Mankey Punched Me in the Face, and It Was Awesome

Austin Witchfest was an epic event, made even better by the 2000 witches in attendance.

February 2023

February 28, 2023

Closed Practice What You Preach

Many of us in the global minority don't have first-hand, lived experience with cultural appropriation,...

January 2023

January 28, 2023

The Year of Our Lady of Discord

Since 23 is a sacred Discordian number, the year 2023 officially belongs to Eris. Quoth...

December 2022

December 21, 2022

Glinda the Good’s Social Solstice Spectacular

Kristin Chenoweth trolled me on TikTok, and that is the Yuletide gift that keeps on...

November 2022

November 29, 2022

I Am the Kink Witch of TikTok, and I’m Making That Everyone’s Problem

I’ve also got 184 dabloons, if anyone is running low.

November 23, 2022

Woke Magic, Corner Pocket

In a word, the Magic 8 Ball is woke. And I can't get over how...

August 2022

August 13, 2022

Legit Reasons to Cast Love Spells

All’s Fnord in Love and War.

July 2022

July 23, 2022

And Then Devin Hunter Called Me a Sell-Out, Which Means I Have ARRIVED

Taking the first step toward becoming a Pagan author has me reminiscing about the first...

July 07, 2022

Becoming Thumper: Microaggressions and Pagan Identity

The name started out as a joke at my expense. But I claimed it and...

June 2022

June 29, 2022

Eris in the Machine

"There's been a slight change of plans," I said. "Eris is holding my blog hostage,...

June 21, 2022

Just a Stone’s Throw: Chaos Magic Divination

For the purposes of the column, Chaos Magic is defined as an experimental, non-dogmatic approach...

May 2022

May 05, 2022

Wake Me Up Before You Disco: Wokeness in Discordianism

If our anarchy isn't happy, and we're bent on taking anyone's freedom away, then we're...