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Thumper Marjorie Splitfoot Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, an Episkopos of the Dorothy Clutterbuck Memorial Cabal of Laverna Discordia, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public from Houston, TX.

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Just a Stone's Throw: Chaos Magic Divination

For the purposes of the column, Chaos Magic is defined as an... read more

I Broke My Job with Sigils, and You...

Hindsight is freaking hilarious, and bad decisions make great stories. As such,... read more

"Gardnerian Extremist" Is the Name of My New...

Ah, yes: The cynical world-weariness that can only exude from a twenty-something... read more

Scarlet Chaos

If we're looking for a fictional role model on which to base... read more

All I Really Need to Know I Learned...

If a victim gets banged up during an ocean rescue, they can... read more

How to Rile Up a River Spirit

Trying to bend wily and volatile river spirits to your will is... read more

Read to Sludge: Divination, Auto Repair, and Honesty...

I never again want to get myself into a situation where I'm... read more

Wake Me Up Before You Disco: Wokeness in...

If our anarchy isn't happy, and we're bent on taking anyone's freedom... read more

Big Gay Beltane

I wasn't worried about my dad's acceptance, but I was concerned that... read more

Guilty Until Proven Slightly Less Guilty (As Above,...

As Eldridge Cleaver said, "You either have to be part of the... read more

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