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Thumper Marjorie Splitfoot Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, an Episkopos of the Dorothy Clutterbuck Memorial Cabal of Laverna Discordia, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public from Houston, TX.

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Persephone and the Poultry of the Night

Depression lies, y'all. Don't forget that. read more

Broom Closet Blitz: Getting Outed as a Witch

As much as I love being described as a Dungeons & Dragons... read more

Fermented Gods and a Decade of Sober Witchcraft

I spent a big chunk of my life repeatedly sticking a fork... read more

And Then Devin Hunter Called Me a Sell-Out,...

Taking the first step toward becoming a Pagan author has me reminiscing... read more

Snuffleupagus Wicca

How could they be so callous towards Big Bird's pathos? Why did... read more

Kill the Game: Soccer as a Metaphor for...

Alright, my fellow Chaotes and Discordian Witches: It's time to play some... read more

Becoming Thumper: Microaggressions and Pagan Identity

The name started out as a joke at my expense. But I... read more

Queer Pride and Straight Prejudice

It was an extremely hectic but enjoyable Pride Weekend. And I only... read more

Eris in the Machine

"There's been a slight change of plans," I said. "Eris is holding... read more

Essential Texts for Activist Witches

Witchcraft is historically an instrument of the oppressed. You have access to... read more

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