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Thumper Marjorie Splitfoot Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, an Episkopos of the Dorothy Clutterbuck Memorial Cabal of Laverna Discordia, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public from Houston, TX.

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Coming Out as a Chaos Warlock

I'm not aware of any chaos magic practitioners who actively describe themselves... read more

Thump and Stang: Witchcraft with Random Weaponry

My athame came from an army surplus store, and my wand looks... read more

Adopting a Chaos Familiar

The familiar assists the witch with their magic, and in return, the... read more

All Fails Are Final: Life as a Witch...

Out here in the non-fiction boondocks of customer service, witches are unfortunately... read more

When Someone You Know Thinks You're Wiccan

If you practice any kind of witchcraft, someone will eventually ask if... read more

Brothers in Arms and the Magic of Matching...

The majority of our escapades left behind lasting impressions, but my favorite... read more

Of Gods and Nieces

As the only witch in the family, I’m both a role model... read more

Divining the Details: Rise of the Virgo Witch

The Full Moon in Virgo feels like the right time to divulge... read more

Mankey Punched Me in the Face, and It...

Austin Witchfest was an epic event, made even better by the 2000... read more

Closed Practice What You Preach

Many of us in the global minority don't have first-hand, lived experience... read more

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