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Thumper Marjorie Splitfoot Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, an Episkopos of the Dorothy Clutterbuck Memorial Cabal of Laverna Discordia, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public from Houston, TX.

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Chronicles of a REAL Witch

I did not take home any Witchie Awards, but according to atheists,... read more

And That’s How I Renovated a Psychic Fair

Divination may not be the world's oldest profession, but it is clearly... read more

POV: You're the Switzerland of a Witch War

Never underestimate the dark power of bottomless mimosas. read more

Hecate for the Holidays

If you take a step towards God, God will run to you.... read more

Stealing Magic from a Karen

My familiar and I live across the hall from a textbook Karen,... read more

Damn You Straight to Hel, Eclectic Pop Rock...

There is shiny upside to getting sent to Whamhalla so early, in... read more

Paganocidal Tendencies (or, Frenemies at the Festival)

A record of my spiritual development, and a harbinger of whatever bizarre... read more

Faster, Red Goblin! Die! Die!

Car trouble. Chaos magic. Italian folk spirits. Business as usual. read more

Plagiarist Liaisons and the Wishful Literati of WitchTok

Should the editor of a self-published anthology be expected to double- and... read more

Things You Hear at Mystic South

Some people go to Pagan conferences to collect memories, or inspiration, or... read more

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