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Thumper Marjorie Splitfoot Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, an Episkopos of the Dorothy Clutterbuck Memorial Cabal of Laverna Discordia, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public from Houston, TX.

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The Keys to Witchcraft: A Post-Mystic South Misadventure

It’s after midnight. Do you know where your keys are? read more

Things You Hear at Mystic South, 2024 Edition

The definitive list that's even more definitive than last year's definitive list. read more

A Midsommar Night’s Dream (Or, Disco Inferno)

It's certainly not the weirdest way Eris has ever reached out to... read more

Pebblegate and the Rise of Scottish WitchTok

The Protestant ethics of Greyface Culture infiltrate every aspect of our lives,... read more

Reading Is Funny and Mental: Divination Gone Wrong

Logically, I know that readings are rarely if ever 100% accurate, but... read more

Frankly, My Dude, You're Missing a Stair

There's a big difference between "Do these lacy unmentionables fit correctly?" and... read more

A Warlock with a Bible Has Entered the...

As Pagans, we would all do well to keep a Bible around.... read more

The Grumpy Protestant Behind the Pagan Origins of...

And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for... read more

Let Them Hex Themselves

It seems I’ve been named as a person of interest in a... read more

Chaos Veiling (or, Making Du)

Color me surprised by how quickly things went from "experimentally wearing a... read more

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