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September 2026

September 22, 2026

Give It to the Squid: The Realness of Witchcraft

Whenever I come to the conclusion that none of this is true or believable, something...

May 2026

May 24, 2026

And Now, a Word on Transphobia

We don't want anyone to feel unwelcome... oh, wait, their bigotry makes you feel unwelcome?...

April 2026

April 07, 2026

Two Smoking Wands: A Witchfest Mystery Romance

Austin Witchfest remains the highlight of my year, although this time around, there were more...

February 2026

February 28, 2026

Goblinposting in the Name of Shared Values

If random, pitchfork-wielding netizens are going to come for my church, I want to give...

January 2026

January 01, 2026

How to Succeed in Chaos Without Really Trying

Y'all, I may have Discordianed a wee bit too close to the sun.

October 2025

October 29, 2025

The Discordian Cabal of Unitarian Universalist Pagans

Nobody but me thinks it would be funny to call it D-CUUPS, and I have...

September 2025

September 13, 2025

Zach Cregger Thinks I’m a Parasite: A Weaponized Review

After sitting through WEAPONS, I can no longer feign interest in social commentary from heterosexual...

September 11, 2025

Jezebel and an Etsy Witch Walk into Charlie Kirk

The general populace tends to view Pagans and witches as flaky, if not silly... until...

August 2025

August 21, 2025

Lucky Thirteen and Not Thinking About Drinking

If this had all gone down in early 2012, I would've been escorted out of...

May 2025

May 25, 2025

Lapsed Lutheran on the Loose at Austin Witchfest 2025

As far as I'm concerned, any Austin Witchfest that starts with me not getting disappeared is...

May 04, 2025

Saint Chaosopher, Patron of Werewolves, Grant Us a Fiver

One would think my book wouldn't need a revised and expanded edition until AFTER it...

March 2025

March 23, 2025

Further Tales of Life as a Witch in Retail

If your intuition is telling you that a given situation calls for Witchcraft, trust your...

March 07, 2025

I Promise You Don’t Have to Read Tarot to Be a Witch

The right deck for me is no deck at all.

February 2025

February 28, 2025

Snitches Get Stitches, Heather

I am being encouraged to promote my upcoming book, and my knee-jerk response is, "Come...

January 2025

January 31, 2025

When the Truth Comes Out (Or, Divindication)

Logically, divination shouldn't work. So when it does, or when it works a little too...

November 2024

November 23, 2024

I Hated the Ending of Agatha but Loved How We All Got Gaslit

And frankly? We kind of deserved the bait-and-switch.

November 07, 2024

The Next Right Thing

A loaf of bread, a container of milk, a dystopian future, and a stick of...

October 2024

October 31, 2024

Zoinks, Ruh-roh, Jinkies, Jeepers, Wicca

I am about 87% convinced that today's young Pagans have negative opinions of Wicca entirely...

October 25, 2024

Chaobunga: A Discordian Deuteronomy

A local artist decided to create a queer, occult parody of Michelangelo's Moses and asked...

October 18, 2024

Defining Chaos Witchcraft (Or, Traumatic Wicca Flashbacks)

The word "chaos" offers an allure that "eclectic" does not, and directionless Witches are starting...

August 2024

August 01, 2024

The Keys to Witchcraft: A Post-Mystic South Misadventure

It’s after midnight. Do you know where your keys are?

July 2024

July 30, 2024

Things You Hear at Mystic South, 2024 Edition

The definitive list that's even more definitive than last year's definitive list.

July 13, 2024

A Midsommar Night’s Dream (Or, Disco Inferno)

It's certainly not the weirdest way Eris has ever reached out to me. And hey,...

June 2024

June 19, 2024

Pebblegate and the Rise of Scottish WitchTok

The Protestant ethics of Greyface Culture infiltrate every aspect of our lives, and a recent...

May 2024

May 23, 2024

Reading Is Funny and Mental: Divination Gone Wrong

Logically, I know that readings are rarely if ever 100% accurate, but to have one...

May 09, 2024

Frankly, My Dude, You’re Missing a Stair

There's a big difference between "Do these lacy unmentionables fit correctly?" and "BEHOLD HOW THE...

April 2024

April 21, 2024

A Warlock with a Bible Has Entered the Chat

As Pagans, we would all do well to keep a Bible around. But only because...

March 2024

March 27, 2024

The Grumpy Protestant Behind the Pagan Origins of Easter

And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling archeologists...

March 07, 2024

Let Them Hex Themselves

It seems I’ve been named as a person of interest in a local subcultural scandal....

February 2024

February 20, 2024

Chaos Veiling (or, Making Du)

Color me surprised by how quickly things went from "experimentally wearing a hat" to "unpacking...

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