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May 2022

May 19, 2022

FAIL! Catholic says, ‘And also with you!” instead of, “And with your spirit!’

***SATIRE*** As a lapsed Catholic who was slowly getting back in touch with his roots,...

July 2021

July 30, 2021

Local Activist Blames Church Fires On Climate Change

***SATIRE*** "Man, this is all so unprecedented!" says local activist Mitch Stryker while carrying a...

February 2021

February 04, 2021

Study Reveals Using A Saint In Your Profile Picture Increases Holiness

***SATIRE*** A groundbreaking study has revealed there is a correlation between the type of profile...

January 2021

January 04, 2021

New progressive bible translation says ‘manna and womanna’ fell from Heaven

***SATIRE*** In a bold move, modern scholars have decided to update the language in the...

December 2020

December 23, 2020

Vatican declares ‘Festivus’ a holy day of obligation

***SATIRE*** In the wake of an unexpectedly difficult year, the Vatican has added a new...

December 07, 2020

New pope projected to be lead singer of metal band Ghost

***SATIRE*** Well, it happened. Catholics all over North America have had enough of that Francis-guy...

December 02, 2020

Protestant believes in Purgatory after long drive through Saskatchewan

***SATIRE*** Calvin Wesley, a Bible-believing follower of Christ and devout Protestant, was on his way...

November 2020

November 23, 2020

Church Militant accidentally plays Seinfeld theme music during The Vortex

***SATIRE*** On a livestream episode of The Vortex, viewers were greeted with an unprecedented surprise....

November 20, 2020

Benedict XVI Comes Out Of Retirement, Declares Decaf Coffee A Sin

***SATIRE*** It's not everyday a modern pope makes such a bold statement on something as...

November 13, 2020

“Don’t follow a mere man like the Pope,” says Protestant with MAGA hat

***SATIRE*** Well, the 2020 U.S. Election has taken an unexpected turn for many Republican supporters,...

November 04, 2020

Archbishop Vigano has been rock star Phil Collins all along

***SATIRE*** Archbishop Vigano is no stranger to controversy. He is most widely known for calling...