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Sometimes, Mocking Someone is the Most Christian Thing One Can Do

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Doctors Confirm That Pastor Carl Lentz is Missing His Spine

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How to Disprove Any Christian in 10 Easy Steps

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Inspiring: Man to “Sacrifice All” With a Month-Long Facebook Break

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David Platt Thrilled To Graduate High School

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Princeton Theological Seminary Appalled Kuyper Prize Named After Kuyper

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Barnabas Encouragement Ministry Mistakenly Calls Themselves “The Barabbas Group”

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Introvert Forced To Serve As Greeter While Under Church Discipline

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Bryan Adams Surprised To Learn of His Lifetime Achievement Dove Award

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Man Finally Finds Perfect Use For His Copy of “The Shack”

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David Crowder Mistaken For Bigfoot Again

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Theologians Rethinking Ten Commandments After Facebook User Points Out That Jesus Hung Out With Sinners

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Local Man Confident He Can Watch Women’s Olympic Beach Volleyball Without Stumbling

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Why I Chose To No Longer Wear Crochet Pants/Shorts

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