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September 2016

September 25, 2016

After Consuming Pumpkin Spice Oreos Man Wakes Up In Yoga Pants

"Local authorities are asking men to avoid all Pumpkin Spice flavored food and drink for...

September 14, 2016

Man’s Faith Completely Undone Due to Flying Spaghetti Monster Argument

LANCASTER, MICH. - Apologetics author and speaker Daniel Lee Riley has recently abandoned his faith...

September 13, 2016

Theologians Rethinking Ten Commandments After Facebook User Points Out That Jesus Hung Out With Sinners

Philadelphia PA—Scholars at the nation’s top seminaries are in shock after local college sophomore, Blaine...

September 12, 2016

After A Few Lemon Drop Martinis Joel Osteen Confesses He likes His Beer Like He Likes His Theology, Lite

HOUSTON, TX – Over the weekend numerous reports came in of people who claimed they...

August 2016

August 12, 2016

Local Man Confident He Can Watch Women’s Olympic Beach Volleyball Without Stumbling

LEAWOOD KS, - A local Christian man named Jonathan Willis is so determined not to...

July 2016

July 12, 2016

Christians Everywhere Begin Making Preparations For Pokemon GO Sermon References

Christians all over the world have started making preparations for the expected onslaught of Pokemon...

July 06, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church Tweet Gets a “Like”

“To finally get the recognition we deserve; we are elated; what else can I say?”...

June 2016

June 24, 2016

The Antichrist is a Little Sore About One-World Government Plans After Announcement of Brexit

HADES – In light of the recent news of Britain to remove themselves from the...

May 2016

May 09, 2016

Teens Sense The Call For Missions Trip To Sandals Resort of Hawaii

JACKSONVILLE, MO – Parents of the youth at Raising The Bar On Life Church are...

April 2016

April 26, 2016

Local Layman Has Preached The Gospel For Years and Never Found Words Necessary

Mike claims to have converted over a thousand people to the Gospel. When asked how...

April 21, 2016

Church To Add Puppet Ministry Aimed At Caring For The Needs Of “Lost Puppets”

CLEARWATER, FL - A local church is pulling out all the stops to add a...

April 15, 2016

God’s Intervention Thwarted by Facebook Reactions Instead of Likes

Eau Claire, WI - Bruce Gibbons contracted a stage 4 case of the Andromeda Strain...

April 15, 2016

Former Youth Leader Displays True Perseverence By Still Wearing W.W.J.D. Bracelet

DALLAS, TX - A local Family Christian book store employee named Evan Hanson is starting...

April 12, 2016

Kanye West Trying To Have His Name Added To The “Hall of Faith” in Hebrews 11

Reports surfaced earlier today that American Hip-Hop artist Kanye West is pushing to have his...

April 07, 2016

Adult Coloring Book Bible “Draw Near to God” to Hit Stores

“It’s hard to color in all the lines, but your mistakes don’t disqualify you. You...

April 06, 2016

Local Man Prays Over Triple Baconator And Asks God To Bless It To His Body

"I have never seen such faith" stated awe struck Wendy's patron, Crystal Tighe, "He thanked God...

April 01, 2016

James White Changing Last Name to Avoid Accusations of “White Privilege”

March 2016

March 29, 2016

Joel Osteen To Create New Day of The Week That’s “Happier Than Friday”

The day would serve as a way for God's people to "step outside their comfort...

March 28, 2016

“Creaster” Church Attendee Always Hears the Same Message

"I feel like every time I end up coming to church, Pastor Mark preaches the...

March 24, 2016

Online Debate Actually Ends With Someone Conceding Point

ANN ARBOR, MI - In a stunning turn of events, an online theological debate over...

March 23, 2016

Youth Pastor Fired Because He Couldn’t Grow a Goatee

Jamie Wilson, an elder at 1st RBCSV, commented on the decision, "it was the right...

March 22, 2016

Newly Discovered Letters From John Calvin Tell of Desire To Build Theme Park

"it's an incredible discovery that provides some real insight into what Mr. Calvin was really...

March 18, 2016

Barna Group: Everyone Who’s Not a Theonomist Hates God’s Law

In a recent survey done by the Barna Group, the study’s results show that anyone...

March 18, 2016

Joel Osteen Publicly Endorses Donald Trump After Finding Out They Share The Same Speech Writer

When later questioned during a public book signing on the endorsement, Pastor Osteen explained, "when...

March 18, 2016

Company To Release Slip-and-Slide With Baptism Pool

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK - The retail Christian mega store announced earlier today that they will...

March 18, 2016

Larry David Preaches at Christian Conference In a Case of Mistaken Identity

“We all thought it was Dr. Piper until he opened his mouth then we knew...

February 2015

February 02, 2015

Why I Chose To No Longer Wear Crochet Pants/Shorts

I went home later that day and shared this conviction with my wife. Was it...

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