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April 2015

April 08, 2015

Charming Charlie and Her Bad Daddy

Liam went to school with the girls this morning for a half-day of shadowing and...

March 2015

March 19, 2015

Theology of the Booty

On Facebook, Jennifer Fulwiler is asking for 10-word descriptions of worst Mass experiences ever. After...

March 10, 2015

A Better Barrier Method

Yesterday was the first day of spring break. We've finally reached the sniffly beginning of...

February 2015

February 24, 2015

A Better Pain/Evil Scale

On Sunday, my daughters were drawing on our erstwhile chore board. When I was mopping...

February 06, 2015

7 Reasons Why Bruce Jenner Can Still Be Catholic, But Kim Kardashian’s Butt Cannot

I was going to write about vaccines today, but luckily I remembered that I don't...

February 02, 2015

Quick-and-Dirty Marriage Tip Monday

So remember how the Ogre and I went to hang out with Jen and Joe...

September 2014

September 30, 2014

So You Think I’m a Homemaker?

Six months ago, I bought a big whiteboard to function as a chore chart. On...

September 28, 2014

An Eye for an Eye

Last night, I was on the phone with Charlotte's godfather, whining about how I'm sick...

September 23, 2014

A Quick PSA About Screwing

Yesterday was Lincoln's birthday. He turned two. He had no clue what was happening, he...

September 22, 2014

And On the Seventh Day, God Released the Kraken

Charlotte and I got a rare couple of hours alone in the car this morning,...

September 18, 2014

An Open Letter to My Mother, Regarding Her Gymnophobia

Dear Mom, I know things have been rough between us lately. I know that you...

September 16, 2014

Poop and Charity

I learned something really important today: a good friend lets you clean up your own...

August 2014

August 25, 2014

Parenting, for Real

If there's anything I've learned in my 8.5 years of parenting, it's that the fervency...

July 2014

July 20, 2014

Dada Does Breastfeeding

Here's a true thing: there is nothing better than coming to the end of a...

June 2014

June 19, 2014

Periods Don’t Have Glitter In Them

I have some kind of flu-like death cold and am convinced that I have chikungunya,...

June 14, 2014

Conversations with the Ogre

Sienna: "Mom, can you tell me what the Blood of Christ tastes like, since I've...

June 03, 2014

Beating the Tuesday Blues

Rainy, rainy, rainy here in the sunshine state. The nickname for Florida is clearly a...

May 2014

May 23, 2014

Dear God, Thank You for the Internet

There are days when I am so grateful that the internet exists. Things like this...

April 2014

April 22, 2014

Sad Blogger Diary

Well my Easter was...hmmm. I was going to tell you about it words, but I...

April 12, 2014

Filter After the Fact

Yesterday morning I took the kids to the dog park for a picnic lunch. Folly...

April 08, 2014

Frozen Honest Trailer

Y'all know I love Honest Trailers, and I also adore Frozen, so this is the...

April 07, 2014

Melting Shoulders

The Ogre's sister is here visiting for a week. She's been living in Rome since...

March 2014

March 22, 2014

Catechesis: I’m Doing It Wrong

I gather that my fellow Patheosi have been talking about catechesis and whatnot while I've...

January 2014

January 16, 2014

Dear Sienna: Honesty is Not Your Best Policy

Sienna: "Jack's mom lets him ride all around the Piazza and to Emerson by himself...

August 2012

August 20, 2012

Adventures in Mass

I was all set to write a thoughtful post about confession, inspired by Joanne's fascinating...

October 2010

October 19, 2010

Brillo Pads and Baby Boys

Last night, I changed a diaper. This diaper change was different than the countless diapers...

October 13, 2010

Throwing Up on Mom = Best Revenge Ever

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you'll find, you...

September 2010

September 27, 2010

Ouch

Well, it's done. The first post-partum run. In what is quickly becoming a biennial rite...

September 19, 2010

The Scene of the Crime

This morning I took out my camera to upload some pictures on facebook. I immediately...

September 06, 2010

Plundering Cultures, or, the Things I Hate About France

I was on Facebook just now, and having read everyone's status updates and creepily made...

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