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August 2024

August 29, 2024

MASSIVE TIM WALZ SCANDAL: Garden Less Productive This Year

St. Paul, MN - Another day and yet another scandal has rocked the Harris/Walz campaign....

July 2024

July 16, 2024

“Make Donald J. Trump Safe Again” Bill Passes House Vote

Washington, DC - For decades, a majority of Americans have been asking, begging, pleading Congress...

September 2022

September 14, 2022

Conservatives Finally Able To See Color After Trailer For “The Little Mermaid” Released

Atlantica, ATLANTIC OCEAN - For decades, conservatives have been unable to see color due to...

July 2022

July 19, 2022

Mike Pence To Run For President, Chooses Housefly As Running Mate

Carmel, IN - Former Vice President Mike Pence has decided he is going to run...

July 11, 2022

Republican AG Learns That Sodomy Includes Oral Sex, Changes Tune

Austin, TX - Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Republican, recently came under fire for...

June 2022

June 29, 2022

New Scroll Discovered In Western Jordan Sheds Light On First-Century Politics

Rabba, Jordan - A team of archaeologists from The University of Jordan have recently made...

June 27, 2022

Bill Introduced By Pro-Life Congresswoman Would Essentially Eliminate Male Masturbation

Silt, CO - The pro-life movement secured a decade's long victory this past week after...

June 23, 2022

Disney’s Pixar Under Fire For Acknowledging That Gay People Exist

Emeryville, CA - Disney's Pixar is again in the news, this time for featuring a...

June 14, 2022

Group of Sex Workers Have A Solution To Stop Mass Shootings

New York, NY - Just days after a group of white supremacist incels were arrested...

June 08, 2022

The Babylon Bee Earns Top Honors At This Year’s Christian Cringefest Awards

Dallas, TX - Christian Cringefest, dubbed the Academy Awards of Christian "art," held its yearly...

May 2022

May 17, 2022

Florida Pastor Endorses Former KKK Wizard for US Secretary of Education

Vero Beach, FL - Dick Willies, Senior Pastor of Flowing Waters Church in Vero Beach,...

May 16, 2022

Social Media Commenters Shocked To Learn They Aren’t Everyone’s Target Audience

Englewood, CO - There has been a growing trend among social media commenters who believe...

May 13, 2022

Hillsong Hires Former Disgraced Television Star

New York City, NY - Over the past few years, Hillsong Church has been in...

May 07, 2022

“Ankles Only” Bill Introduced By GOP Representatives

Washington, DC - A week after the now infamous SCOTUS leak, which, if put into...

May 04, 2022

Fire Destroys Prominent Embryonic Lab, Multiple Deaths Reported

Boston, MA - A fire at Comprehensive Genomic Services, a premier embryonic laboratory, broke out...

April 2022

April 21, 2022

Controversy Aboard Domestic Flight, As Religious Group Holds Impromptu Concert

Somewhere at 30,000 feet above sea level, USA - A TikTok video, showing an in-flight...

April 07, 2022

Paul Washer Responsible For Rise in Atheism, Study Shows

Radford, VA - Paul Washer, best known for sucking the life out of literally everyone...

February 2022

February 28, 2022

Mordor Invades Rohan, Conservative Gondorians Praise Sauron

Edoras, Rohan - Last week, the forces of Mordor invaded the borders of Rohan, and...

February 21, 2022

“Government Overreach At All-Time High,” Says Some California Residents

Sacramento, CA - California will soon be voting on new legislation, banning the sale and...

February 14, 2022

LAPD Receives Record Number of Calls During Super Bowl Halftime Show

Inglewood, CA - The Los Angeles Police Department received over 150 calls during a 15-minute...

February 11, 2022

Christian Rock Group Declares War On Irony

Memphis, TN - Tennessee-based Christian hard rock band, Casserole, has been making waves recently, after...

February 09, 2022

Fresno, CA - A group of Conservative Christians are speaking out against a rather popular...

February 04, 2022

Empower Women’s Conference, Coming To A City Near You

Phoenix, AZ - There is an exciting new conference for Christian women that is promoting...

January 2022

January 27, 2022

Tucker Carlson Has Meltdown Over Cereal With “Gay Agenda”

New York, NY - Fox News propagandist Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is upset over the...

January 26, 2022

Conservatives Growing Frustrated With General George Washington

Mt. Vernon, VA - George Washington, at one point a favorite among conservatives, is facing...

January 18, 2022

Update On Jesus’ Return

Bethlehem, PA - UPDATE: One week ago, we reported a story about the return of...

January 13, 2022

New Author Discovers That Not Everyone Likes Everything He Writes

Chico, CA - An up-and-coming author recently discovered that not everyone likes everything he's written....

January 12, 2022

Local Church Sees 1000% Attendance Increase After Controversial Promotion

Pensacola, FL - The SonShine Congregational Church is once again making headlines. Known for their...

January 11, 2022

After 2,000 Years, Jesus Returns (But Just To Clarify A Few Things)

Jerusalem, ISRAEL - After 2,000 years, Jesus Christ of Nazareth returned to earth in order...

January 10, 2022

New Christian Music Generator Taking The Industry By Storm

Nashville, TN - A new Christian Music Generator is taking the industry by storm. The...