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I’m Getting Pretty Sick of Keith Giles

I’m Getting Pretty Sick of Keith Giles

Last updated on: November 9, 2021 at 6:00 am by Matthew Distefano

I’m Getting Pretty Sick of Keith Giles 2021-11-08T13:46:02-06:00 Matthew Distefano

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You know, that Keith Giles is really starting to grind my gears. He’s already got 6 books in the “Jesus-Un” series, and now he has the audacity to publish one more?

And look, his books are good. Don’t get me wrong. But what makes him think he can just go and be a more prolific author than me? What gives him the right?

Does he think that just because he has talent that he can soak up our publisher’s time like that? Doesn’t he know I have books waiting in the wings? Obviously he doesn’t care.

So, because of that, I’m going back on my endorsement of his new book, Jesus Unarmed. In spite of the fact that I said how it’s a “timely book,” I am rescinding my statement. It’s not a timely book. My books are timely. His are ill-timed.

At this point, you may be saying to yourself, “Matt sounds a bit jealous.” Well, yes, yes I am. Because Keith constantly does a great job with sales, and I just can’t handle it. Sorry, but it’s the truth.

At the end of the day, I wish I were more like Keith.

If you must be a traitor though, pick up Jesus Unarmed today. I mean, it is his birthday. It’s also my wife’s, but since Keith is Keith, let’s just make it all about him.

Typical.

If you wanna get to know me better than Keith, please follow me on social media. I’m pretty active on all platforms:

Also, if you’ve been digging my work on here, and want to see me be able to continue writing as close to full-time as humanly possible, please take a look at my Patreon page at www.patreon.com/mjdistefano. Even $1 a month helps bigly!!!

About Matthew J. Distefano

Matthew J. Distefano is an author, blogger, podcaster, and social worker. He lives in Northern California with his wife and daughter You can read more about the author here.

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