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I’m a Judgemental Bastard
Last updated on: October 18, 2012 at 1:01 am by Jonathan McKee
I’m a Judgemental Bastard 2012-10-17T13:47:24-06:00 Jonathan McKee
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Whenever you assume, you make an… well… you know the rest.
I don’t like the fact that I sometimes jump to conclusions about people. I guess you could really call that “judging people.” I don’t like doing it, but I do it… way too often. I see someone and I immediately stereotype them in my brain. “Look at this guy driving the Porsche. He’s obviously…”
This last weekend I jumped to conclusions about someone…er…some thing. I saw a lady carrying a Chihuahua and I thought, “Oh man, I hate stupid Chihuahuas! Useless yip yip dogs!”
I know, I know. It’s just a dog, right?
Wrong.
Just when I was thinking some very evil thoughts about the dog, a friend of mine asked me if I met Madeline. I said, “Who?”
“Madaline.” She walked over to the lady, her friend, got the dog out of the little carrier, and brought it over to me. “This is Madeline.”
I feigned interest. “Hi Madeline.” Unaware of the pending paradigm shift.
“Madeline is a very special dog,” my friend continued. “She has the ability to tell us if Joanne is going to have a seizure.”
I swallowed my pride and pet the amazing little animal, scratching her behind her cute little ears. Madeline goes everywhere that Joanne goes. And if Joanne is about to have a seizure, Madeline starts freaking out and warns everyone so they can take care of Joanne.
I’m such a judgmental bastard!
What about you?
When’s the last time you caught yourself judging someone, only to discover you were way off!
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