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January 2016

January 15, 2016

Diocese Creates GoFundMe Page After Spending Funds On Powerball Tickets

(AoftheANews) WALLA WALLA - AoftheA News has learned that the Diocese of Walla Walla (Washington state) spent...

January 13, 2016

BREAKING: Vatican Approves Move Of St Louis Archdiocese To Los Angeles

(AoftheANews) After months of intense negotiations and several close votes, the Vatican approved the relocation of...

December 2015

December 23, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Church Designates “Peanut-Free Pews” For Kids Who Snack At Mass

(AoftheANews) SAN JOSE - Beginning next Sunday at St Hazel's, parishioners whose children suffer from...

December 02, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Music Director Rewrites ’12 Days Of Christmas’ To Observe COP21

(AoftheANews) NASHVILLE - For Ed Vokett, music director at Our Lady of Good Intentions, Advent...

November 2015

November 25, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Pastor “Shocked” To See Front Pews Filled At Mass

(AoftheANews) QUAD CITIES - Fr Phil Irrupp, pastor of St. Curds and Whey, couldn't believe...

November 18, 2015

PARISH REPORT: 3-Parish Trade Involving All-Star Altar Server Gets Diocesan Approval

(AoftheA News) BISMARCK - The Diocese of Bismarck approved a blockbuster trade of altar servers and...

November 11, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Church Purchases Drones For EMHC Delivery To Shut-ins

(AoftheANews) KANSAS CITY - Catholic shut-ins living in the northwestern area of Kansas City will soon be...

November 04, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Pastor Publishes ‘Trigger Warnings’ Prior To Mass

(AoftheANews) EAST LANSING - Starting this Sunday, parishioners and visitors at Sts. Amber & Pilsner will be receiving...

October 2015

October 21, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Church Installs “Judge-Free Room” For Non-Communicants

(AoftheANews) ALBUQUERQUE - Believed to be the only of its kind in any Catholic church anywhere in the...

October 16, 2015

Faithful Bishops Ask Catholic Bloggers To Abandon Panic-Mongering

(AoftheANews) ROME - A report has been leaked from the Synod on the Family currently...

October 14, 2015

PARISH REPORT: “Miraculous!” Bride Happily Agrees To Parish’s Wedding Guidelines

(AoftheANews) JACKSONVILLE - Fr Charl d'Nay, pastor of Our Lady of Wholesome Goodness, had witnessed...

September 2015

September 30, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Parish Hires Football Coach To Be On-field Liturgical Coordinator

(AoftheANews) BATON ROUGE - Starting next Sunday, parishioners at St Suburban's will notice an addition to...

September 23, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Parish Offers Pumpkin Spice Hosts For Autumn Masses

(AoftheANews) MUSKEGON - Beginning the first Sunday in October, members of Our Lady of Good Housekeeping...

September 09, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Engaged Couple Enthusiastic About New Annulment Rules

(AoftheANews) TAMPA BAY - For engaged couple Marty Loomis and Paula Cargensteim, the motu proprio issued...

July 2015

July 29, 2015

Catholic Psychotherapists Identify Baffling New Condition Among Internet Users

(AoftheANews) GREELEY, CO - The Catholic Psychotherapy Association released a report today on a condition they claim is...

July 07, 2015

Report: Vatican Creates Orders For Perpetually Outraged Catholics

(AoftheANews) VATICAN CITY - The Congregation for Institutes of Consecrated Life and Societies of Apostolic Life...

June 2015

June 12, 2015

Pope Francis: “Rename The Statue Of Liberty The ‘Statue Of Mercy'”

(AoftheANews) AoftheANews has learned that Pope Francis, in advance of his upcoming US visit, and as...

May 2015

May 27, 2015

New Details Emerge From Super Secret Synod Planning Session

(AoftheANews) AoftheA News has been given additional details from the secret synod planning session held Monday at...

April 2015

April 14, 2015

USCCB Docs Reveal How Mass Dismissal was Nearly “The Mass is ended, have a nice day!”

(AoftheANews) Confidential documents given to AoftheA News show that the USCCB - back when it...

March 2015

March 31, 2015

REPORT: Pope’s Offer to Wash Feet of Traditionalist Group Blog Refused

(AoftheA News) AoftheA News has learned that Pope Francis had offered to wash the feet...

March 10, 2015

“How to Write a Click-Bait Headline!” On-Line Course Being Offered?

(AoftheANews) Are your blog post titles bland and uninteresting? Do your friends avoid your site because your...

March 03, 2015

NEWS ITEM: Police Quell Riot Over ’40 Days of Lent’ Calculation Dispute

(AoftheANews) Police were called to Our Lady of Just Desserts in Dundee, MI on Sunday...

February 2015

February 24, 2015

Subscriber Sues National Catholic Reporter Over Orthodox Content

(AoftheANews) A retired liturgist from the diocese of Spokane will be filing a lawsuit against the...