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September 2015

September 23, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Parish Offers Pumpkin Spice Hosts For Autumn Masses

(AoftheANews) MUSKEGON - Beginning the first Sunday in October, members of Our Lady of Good Housekeeping...

September 22, 2015

Women’s Ordination Panelist: “We Need To Become The Virus…”

Shocking, I know, but it's what she said - the National Catholic Reporter has the...

September 21, 2015

10 Things To Keep In Mind Regarding Pope Francis’ US Visit

In case you hadn't noticed, or perhaps you forgot, Pope Francis will be arriving in the...

September 19, 2015

Doctor Who Season 9 Premiere – An AoftheA Monster Primer

For many years, Doctor Who was my favorite show - my must see TV. The...

September 16, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Man Receives Light Penance, Seeks Second Opinion

(AoftheANews) CHEBOYGAN - Stuart Merkelson, a parishioner at Saints Abbot and Costello in Cheboygan, WI, exited...

September 10, 2015

Willie Wonka Wants To Know…

Saw this come across my Google+ feed (yes, there are a few of us who still...

September 09, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Engaged Couple Enthusiastic About New Annulment Rules

(AoftheANews) TAMPA BAY - For engaged couple Marty Loomis and Paula Cargensteim, the motu proprio issued...

August 2015

August 31, 2015

So Whose Church Is It?

Image via The Poke Don't miss anything from Acts of the Apostasy - like AoftheA's...

August 30, 2015

World Meeting Of Families Scandal Explodes!!!!11!!1!!1!1

(AoftheANews) PHILADELPHIA - The World Meeting of Families,occurring at the end of September in Philadelphia,...

August 12, 2015

The 1 Thing You Never Knew About Jesus

He dropped puns like Liz Taylor dropped husbands.... ....often and badly. Source here.

August 05, 2015

Taking Measures To Make My Blog A Safer Place

Following is an important Special Announcement released by the AoftheA Health & Safety Department. Please read it...

July 2015

July 29, 2015

Catholic Psychotherapists Identify Baffling New Condition Among Internet Users

(AoftheANews) GREELEY, CO - The Catholic Psychotherapy Association released a report today on a condition they claim is...

July 07, 2015

Report: Vatican Creates Orders For Perpetually Outraged Catholics

(AoftheANews) VATICAN CITY - The Congregation for Institutes of Consecrated Life and Societies of Apostolic Life...

June 2015

June 30, 2015

God: “I Shouldn’t Have Chosen The Rainbow”

Several days after the US Supreme Court ruled that people with same-sex attraction have the right...

June 26, 2015

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO! ChurchMilitant.tv Opens Branch On Texas-Oklahoma Border!

Story here.

June 23, 2015

Jesus Causes Climate Change!!

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June 18, 2015

How To Prepare For Laudato Si Analysis

Pretty much, for the most part. Can't take credit for the meme - came across my Google+...

June 12, 2015

Pope Francis: “Rename The Statue Of Liberty The ‘Statue Of Mercy'”

(AoftheANews) AoftheANews has learned that Pope Francis, in advance of his upcoming US visit, and as...

June 03, 2015

The End Is Coming Sooner Than You Think

I'm not picking dates when Christ returns, or predicting the Big Earthquake, or anything like...

June 02, 2015

Quotes From The Progressive Catholic Bible, No. 1

What the Catholic Bible says: What the Progressive Catholic Bible says:

June 01, 2015

St. Patrick Resigns As Patron Saint Of Ireland

(AoftheANews) AoftheANews has learned that St. Patrick has officially resigned as patron saint of Ireland,...

May 2015

May 27, 2015

New Details Emerge From Super Secret Synod Planning Session

(AoftheANews) AoftheA News has been given additional details from the secret synod planning session held Monday at...

May 25, 2015

An Update Of The Pentecost Narrative

Acts 2:1-12 "When the day of Pentecost had come, they were all together in one...

May 08, 2015

Top 10 Ways You’re Giving Your Kids An Unfair Advantage

I'm sure many of you have seen the story that made its way around the Innerwebz...

May 05, 2015

The Perfect Mascot For The Roman Catholic Womynpreests!!

It's Dusty - the kangaroo who thinks he's a dog! From OpposingViews.com: A 2-year-old kangaroo, who was found on the...

May 01, 2015

Pope Francis’ Environmental Encyclical Rumored to Ex-communicate Climate Change Deniers

(AoftheANews) A source within the Vatican has leaked to AoftheA News that Pope Francis' upcoming encyclical...

April 2015

April 30, 2015

Sister Patricia On: The Visitation Project Radio Program

(Sister Patricia Owens O’Flannery, OP, a post-modern pre-traditional omni-spiritual Dominican sister, periodically contributes to AoftheA. Today...

April 24, 2015

If Jesus Were A Misunderstood Super Hero…

I find this weirdly funny. It's also rather Catholic. via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

April 23, 2015

How God Did “Bring Your Child To Work Day”

(April 23 was National Bring Your Child To Work Day)

April 22, 2015

10 Reasons Why Confession is Way Better Than Sex

It goes without saying, right? But here at AoftheA, we tend to state the obvious...