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December 2015

December 23, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Church Designates “Peanut-Free Pews” For Kids Who Snack At Mass

(AoftheANews) SAN JOSE - Beginning next Sunday at St Hazel's, parishioners whose children suffer from...

December 02, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Music Director Rewrites ’12 Days Of Christmas’ To Observe COP21

(AoftheANews) NASHVILLE - For Ed Vokett, music director at Our Lady of Good Intentions, Advent...

November 2015

November 25, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Pastor “Shocked” To See Front Pews Filled At Mass

(AoftheANews) QUAD CITIES - Fr Phil Irrupp, pastor of St. Curds and Whey, couldn't believe...

November 18, 2015

PARISH REPORT: 3-Parish Trade Involving All-Star Altar Server Gets Diocesan Approval

(AoftheA News) BISMARCK - The Diocese of Bismarck approved a blockbuster trade of altar servers and...

November 11, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Church Purchases Drones For EMHC Delivery To Shut-ins

(AoftheANews) KANSAS CITY - Catholic shut-ins living in the northwestern area of Kansas City will soon be...

November 04, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Pastor Publishes ‘Trigger Warnings’ Prior To Mass

(AoftheANews) EAST LANSING - Starting this Sunday, parishioners and visitors at Sts. Amber & Pilsner will be receiving...

October 2015

October 14, 2015

PARISH REPORT: “Miraculous!” Bride Happily Agrees To Parish’s Wedding Guidelines

(AoftheANews) JACKSONVILLE - Fr Charl d'Nay, pastor of Our Lady of Wholesome Goodness, had witnessed...

September 2015

September 30, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Parish Hires Football Coach To Be On-field Liturgical Coordinator

(AoftheANews) BATON ROUGE - Starting next Sunday, parishioners at St Suburban's will notice an addition to...

September 16, 2015

PARISH REPORT: Man Receives Light Penance, Seeks Second Opinion

(AoftheANews) CHEBOYGAN - Stuart Merkelson, a parishioner at Saints Abbot and Costello in Cheboygan, WI, exited...