These Might Be The Best Catholic Satire Posts Ever!

Last updated on: February 21, 2016 at 9:37 am by Larry D

These Might Be The Best Catholic Satire Posts Ever! 2016-02-21T09:37:29-05:00 Larry D

LOGO Patheos Explore the world's faith through different perspectives on religion and spirituality! Patheos has the views of the prevalent religions and spiritualities of the world.

I love me some satire and parody. And it looks like Creative Minority Report is returning to their humorous roots with an ongoing interview with “gone Galt” blogger Ann Barnhardt.

Check out a couple of these quotes – they’re crazy good.

“I’ll tell you right now what the real question is, and when this question starts being asked publicly, then I will sit up and pay attention, and dare to hope again: The question is whether or not, after arrest, a speedy trial and conviction of crimes against humanity, Hillary Clinton should be offered the sacraments and then hung, or put against a wall and shot. The answer, of course, is that she should be put against a wall and shot, and then her body should be hung on public display so that any other aspiring psychopath oligarchs can see how a just, Christian society deals with their ilk.”

“Any state secessions will be instantly crushed. The (former) US military “can’t” fight a few dozen inbred musloid retards to anything better than a draw…”

Granted, these are only two excerpts from (at the present moment) three separate posts, but hoo boy! This is awesome satire!

Because a Catholic blog would never use language like “inbred musloid retards” in all seriousness, right? Or support public execution, right? So it’s gotta be satire.

Right?

Don’t miss anything from Acts of the Apostasy – like my Facebook page!

All The World's A Blog And we Are Merely Posters

Previous Post

June 30, 2015

God: "I Shouldn't Have Chosen The Rainbow"

Next Post

July 7, 2015 Report: Vatican Creates Orders For Perpetually Outraged Catholics

Browse Our Archives

Select a Category Abortion All The World's A Blog And we Are Merely Posters American Catholics AoftheA Public Service Announcement Bible Bishops Caption Contest Catholic Blogs Catholycs Crossfit Culture Eucharist Faith Gospels Heaven And Hell Holy Days Of Obligation Huffington Post Humor Lent Literature Liturgy Marriage Mary Music National Catholic Reporter New Evangelization News Parish Report Parody Patheosi Politics Pope Benedict XVI Pope Francis Prayer Pseudo-Science Puns Sacraments Saints Satire Say Hello To Our Robot Overlords Science Sin Is Still Sin Snark So-Called Same-Sex Marriage Sports St Pope John Paul II Technology Television The Crazy Right Wing Bible The Progressive Bible Things Not Said In Scripture Thoughts Uncategorized Vatican Video Womynpreests Year of Mercy

Select a Month January 2016 December 2015 November 2015 October 2015 September 2015 August 2015 July 2015 June 2015 May 2015 April 2015 March 2015 February 2015

TAKE THE

Religious Wisdom Quiz

Who betrayed Jesus with a kiss?

Select your answer to see how you score.

Thomas Judas Herod Peter